A Real Liquor Teaches You How to Lay Low, Detective Conan Style

[The giveaway winners have been announced. If you won, remember to fill in your address in the backend. Kisses~] [The goofy story is complete. Thanks for your support~] My name is Senbon Natsuki, codename Asti. I'm a genuine liquor who diligently slacks off in the organization every day. I slack off every day, but I swear I'm the real deal. It's just that I happen to have a bunch of friends on the red side, and they happen to be targets for the organization. So, as a sniper, I have no choice but to aim at the targets' clothes every day. Before long, the title "Human Silhouette Artist" had spread throughout the organization. I'd like to thank my superior. He's a cold-blooded man, but he thinks very highly of me. Even though I slack off every day, he still entrusts me with important missions. I have no way to repay him, so all I can do is slack off even harder. Anyway, that's enough about me. My boss is calling to yell at me again. * Gin: Asti, stay on call tonight. We've got a job. Me: Got it, Gin. Once the operation began Gin: Where are you? Me: Oh, I accidentally solved a case. I'm at the police station giving a statement. Gin: ... * Gin: Asti, ten o'clock! Take out that Public Security mole! Me: Got it, Gin! I calmly pulled the trigger and shot... one of our own in the leg, successfully letting Scotch Whisky get away. Gin: ... Me: I swear I'm the real deal!! Reader's Guide: 1. The heroine loves a good laugh and has maxed-out combat skills. 2. There are original settings, and the timeline has been changed. 3. If you don't like characters being saved, you can skip the side-story chapters. 4. The male lead is the bottle of liquor on the cover. Upcoming original novel Reborn: I'm the Cook for a Family of Assassins I got a job as a cook for a family of assassins. The pay is great, the work is easy, and the employer is easy on the eyes. Everything is perfect, except this family is a little weird. On my first day, my employer handed me a maid outfit and said it was my chef's uniform. On my second day, my employer gave me a bottle of poison and said to put it in the family's meals every day. Me: 0.0 In everyone's food? Employer: Everyone's. On my third day, my employer came back and said I hadn't added enough poison, and the family hadn't had their fill. Me: ... Holding the bottle of poison, I began to question my life. Did it make the food taste better? Then I'd better add more. Everyone knows how terrifying the greatest assassin family is, but nobody knows what makes them truly frightening. Until one day, they saw an adorable cook in a maid outfit wielding a frying pan, easily taking down a ferocious beast several times her height and dragging it into her little kitchen. As expected of an assassin family. Even their cook is this powerful! But people didn't know that this adorable cook from the assassin family was the real terror, a master of "dark" cuisine with no equal. * Completed original novels next door: My Boyfriend Keeps Coveting My Nen Ability, My Online Boyfriend's Brain Seems a Little Off Theme: The light of humanity endures through the struggle between red and black.