Xiang Chun is so mean! I said I didn't want to do the test papers and wanted to copy my deskmate's, but he still wouldn't let me! He said I had to either do them myself or hand in a blank paper. How could he put me in such a bind?
So I handed in a blank paper without hesitation.
All he knows is how to bully me!!
But I love Xiang Chun so much. Sure, he always bullies me, calls me **, and even hits me! But I really, really love him! I want to cuddle with Da Chun every day and pester him to play games and binge-watch shows with me... But he never does! What? I'm a simp?? He doesn't love me??
Bull**!
I bet that out of the dozens of girlfriends Da Chun has had (I made that up), I'm definitely the one he loves most, and I'll be the last one! Disagree? Not a chance. He wouldn't dare.
Da Chun: Huh?? Say that again??
Zhu He: ...
Zhu He: I'll say it again, then! You love me the most!
Zhu He: Go on, try to argue with me!!!
Da Chun: Everything you say is right.
Ha! You thought you could get away from me?!
Theme: Between roses and bread, I want roses.
