I Became a Hit on a Dating Show by Telling Fortunes [Mysticism]

Xi Nuan transmigrates into a book as a supporting female character infamous for her scandals. She had originally joined the season's hit dating show, but kept tripping everyone else up. Netizens dubbed her a "modern-day black tea," and instead of becoming famous, she gained countless haters and offended the other contestants.

She doesn't want to be abused online on the show, so she decides to quit, only to be told that breaking her contract will cost five million in compensation.

To make money, she has no choice but to put her old trade to use: she takes her fortune-telling tortoiseshell everywhere.

During a dating segment, the newly crowned Best Actor and the rising actress choose each other and happily get ready to leave.

Xi Nuan: "I can tell that today isn't a good day for you to go out. You might suffer a bloody misfortune."

The male lead doesn't believe her and insists on going. He ends up getting hit and injuring his leg.

The second female contestant, a pianist, and the second male contestant, a powerful CEO, fail to choose each other and are dejected.

Xi Nuan: "I can see that your romantic luck lies to the southwest. Why don't you try going there?"

The second female contestant takes a trip to a new city in the southwest and happens to run into the gold-medal athlete who had opted out of the mutual selection. They fall for each other.

A female idol quits the show so she can prepare for the civil service exam. She barely makes the interview list and plans to give up instead of preparing.

Xi Nuan: "Sign up for a prep class. You'll definitely pass the interview."

It turns out the two candidates ahead of her both withdraw from the exam, and somehow she ends up ranked first on the interview list.

The comments about Xi Nuan change from:

[She's talking nonsense. Is she crazy?]

[What a jinx.]

[She's cursing people because she's jealous. How vicious.]

to:

[Miss Fortune Teller, can you tell me how I'll do on my exam?]

[Miss Fortune Teller, can you tell my romantic fortune?]

[Miss Fortune Teller, can you help me conceive?]

Less than a month later, everyone discovers that luxury cars of every make are parked outside the dating show's villa, which used to sit halfway up a mountain.

The other contestants sit at the entrance with serious expressions, holding little devices in their hands.

"Master Xi's appointment list is full. If you want your fortune told, come back next month."

[Most of the fortune-telling is fictional. If that bothers you, please don't read this.]

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Fantasy coming soon: After the White Moonlight Senior Disciple Awakens, She Flips the Table. Blurb:

In her previous life, Ye Zhiyu was everyone's kind and gentle senior sister. After she died, she became everyone's white moonlight.

The people of her sect spoke of her with regret, saying only that she had been such a good senior sister, and it was a shame her light had gone out so soon.

Only after her death did Ye Zhiyu discover that she had lived inside a book. She was a cannon-fodder senior sister who neglected her cultivation to look after her master and fellow disciples. They swindled her out of all the treasures and spirit medicines she had acquired over the years, and after three hundred years, she was still only at the early Golden Core stage.

In the end, the heroine, her junior sister, got her killed through sheer selfishness. Yet the people who had repeatedly claimed to respect and love her never even tried to get justice for her. They couldn't even be bothered to pay to retrieve her body. Behind the palace, all that remained was her grave marker, overgrown with weeds.

Only the dragon heir from the South Sea, someone she'd never met, spoke up for her.

Reborn, she no longer wants to be some righteous and perfect senior sister, nor does she want to be the white moonlight in the hearts of these ungrateful wretches.

Relying on others is nothing but a reflection in the water, an illusion in the mirror. Ascending to immortality through her own efforts is the only practical choice.

Everyone in Xuhua Palace soon realizes that Senior Sister has changed.

Her dignified, gentle master summons her. "A Yu, come play a game of chess with me."

Ye Zhiyu: "You've played chess for over a thousand years and still can't break into the top ten in the cultivation world. You also lost miserably at the Immortal Alliance tournament. You tried to do two things at once and failed at both. I suggest you stop wasting your time."

That night, Master Yu Rong clutched his chest and sobbed until dawn. He didn't touch another chess piece for an entire year.

Her cool and impartial senior brother calls her over. "Zhiyu, Junior Sister wants to go down the mountain and buy some things. Go with her."

Ye Zhiyu: "You love sticking your nose into other people's business, don't you? Have you practiced your sword today? Have you done your meditation? Weren't you last in the sect's last trial? You're so weak. How dare you order me around?"

That night, Senior Brother spat up three liters of blood, then practiced swordsmanship through the night in tears. His legs went weak whenever he heard someone mention going down the mountain.

Her arrogant junior brother runs over with his sword, pitifully raising his hand. "Senior Sister, I'm hurt. Can you bandage me?"

Ye Zhiyu: "Do you know how many calluses the junior disciple next door at Huanhai Pavilion has from practicing swordsmanship? Do you know he never buys wound medicine? You lost to him last year. I bet you'll lose this year, next year, and every year after that, because you're too weak."

That night, Junior Brother curled up on his bed, clutching his fingers and crying for a day and a night. He never dared use so much as a drop of medicine again.

Everyone in Xuhua Palace: ???

What's wrong with Senior Sister!?

Just as they were secretly planning to set Senior Sister straight again,

war between the immortals and demons erupted. Ye Zhiyu cut the upper half of the Northern Netherworld leader's body off with one stroke, then cleaved the lower half of the Southern Netherworld leader's body with another. She walked out of a pool of blood, sword in hand, and stood atop Xuhua Palace's immortal mountain, looking down on all living things.

At last, everyone in Xuhua Palace behaved themselves. Trembling, they huddled together.

"Senior Sister, once you've finished off the demons, you can't attack us too!"

Interstellar novel coming soon: I Bound a Management System on a Desolate Planet. Blurb:

After her cancer treatment failed, Shu Mian's life came to an abrupt end.

When she opened her eyes again, she had arrived on Ice Blue Star, ranked thirteenth on the interstellar list of one hundred planets "unfit for habitation."

There are no seasons or sunlight here, only endless snow and extreme cold. A management System suddenly binds itself to her mind and keeps urging her to choose a type of shop.

Looking out at the unending snow and weather cold enough to freeze someone to death, Shu Mian chooses without hesitation: a milk tea shop.

First item on the menu: bubble milk tea.

As he trudges through snow that reaches above his knees, a planetary guard spots a strange shop that has suddenly appeared. Frowning, he suspects it's an illusion created by an interstellar monster.

He barges in aggressively.

Then bubble milk tea captures his heart.

The milk tea shop's booming success brings warmth and hope to the people of this desolate planet. Shu Mian makes a fortune, and on the night she unlocks every item on the milk tea shop's menu, the management System updates her task:

[Would you like to open interstellar routes and travel to new planets?]

Shu Mian immediately selects "Yes."

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The Federation headquarters suddenly discovers that routes have opened between the undeveloped, desolate planets, allowing people to travel from one planet to another.

The President: "? I'll go see what this is all about."

Then he sets out with his elite troops. They eat and drink their way across one desolate planet after another, unable to tear themselves away.

For decades, he has been so immersed in raising his combat power that he thinks he's had a wonderful life.

Until now, when he takes his first sip of milk tea, eats his first spicy rabbit head, catches his first toy, and raises his first pet...

The President: "What kind of life have I been living for the past few decades!?"

So the First Planet sends out an invitation, sincerely hoping Shu Mian will open a shop at Federation headquarters. She can choose any location she likes.

Shu Mian considers her options carefully and chooses the headquarters building.

Theme: Keep a loving heart.