"How could it be?"
The cute goblin with two strange long ears replied coldly: "You are just a pathetic human being with a thirty-year-old body, a twenty-year-old age, and a ten-year-old heart."
… …
My name is Lin Shenyi. As you can see, I am a social animal.
When I graduated from college, in order to get rid of the horrible ending of unemployment after graduation, I chose to leave my hometown and find a stable and poor job elsewhere.
Eat, work, sleep.
Eat, work, sleep.
From the moment I open my eyes every day, I know that this is what my life is all about.
Not so happy, not so unfortunate, the cycle repeats itself day by day.
——Until one day.
"The purest and most beautiful person," the strange creature whispered softly through the window, "use your wish as the cornerstone, and at the cost of your soul, sign a contract with me to become a young magician..."
"Wow." I held my hair in a mess and opened the curtains expressionlessly.
"Become less magic, less..." The strange creature seemed to bite its tongue.
"Magical girl?" I looked down at my classy smell, "She must be a magical girl, right?"
"Ah, yes... Yes!"
"This is a part-time job, right?" My eyes sparkled, and I stepped forward to ask, "What's the salary like? Are there five social insurances and one housing fund? What are the development prospects? Are there any special industry insurances?"
The strange creature looks a little lifeless. It didn't speak, it just gestured with its tail.
This number!
It even exceeded the daily limit of my bank card!
I closed my eyes and took a deep breath.
"One final question... Have you properly filed taxes on this income?"
The tail changed its position in the air: OK
"——Deal!"
…
Many years later, Lin Shengyi, who had been awarded the titles of Lifelong Magical Girl, Guardian of the Federal City, Scarlet Witch, and Rose Tyrant, said sincerely in an interview:
"Actually, I didn't have any ideas at that time. I just wanted to become a magical girl out of interest."
The rest of the magical girls:... Dirty adult, I believe you!
…
A writer once said: "When you are at your loneliest and most hopeless, a door will open beside you. "*
Lin Shenyi waited for twenty-four years, but the door still didn't open.
So she pried open the window and climbed out.
Reading guide:
1. The copy is in the first person and the text is in the third person.
2. This article contains many atypical magical girls, including but not limited to social animal magical girls, non-human magical girls, magical boys, etc., With complex ingredients
3. The background of the full text is fictional and has nothing to do with reality. I wish you a happy reading.
*Quoted from Jiangnan's "Dragon Clan"
Pre-receipt: The next book of "City God's Temple Civil Servants" is available~
There is a saying that has been circulating in the demon world:
Kao Gong is not in a different place, and he is not a city god in a different place.
The City God's Temple is connected to the heaven above, and to the underworld below. In the middle, you have to take care of all kinds of things in the world. It's really not easy for a little demon who has just gained Taoism.
As a community animal beater, Jiang Yulong closed and opened his eyes and traveled through time to become a koi spirit in ancient times and inherited a dilapidated City God's Temple.
I originally thought that incarnation was a civil servant in heaven, at least 500 years less detoured than other demons. However, the local area is surrounded by mountains, transportation is inconvenient, bandits and ghosts are infested, and the people live in poverty. It is a real poverty-stricken county.
Even the incense in the City God's Temple has become increasingly scarce, not even as good as the fake Taoist temple next door.
One day, Jiang Yulong was sitting on the broken tiles at the head of the temple, thoughtfully:
If you want to get rich, you must first build roads. It just so happens that I have the strength and means.
So, starting from the nine-level county town god the size of a sesame seed, she built roads and bridges, resolved yin and yang cases, promoted industry and pacified the people, and guarded against evil spirits. She traveled all the way through prefectures, prefectures, and counties, and her incense went straight to heaven, and her name spread throughout the underworld.
Among all the people in the world, who doesn't know Jiang Chenghuang?
The dragon king drank tea with her and talked about Taoism, the judge did errands for her, the stars and her became brothers, and the gods and generals drank and chatted with her.
The dilapidated and leaky temple in the past has long since become the world's number one City God's Temple with petitions from thousands of people and a flourishing incense.
Concept: Everyone can be a magical girl