Straight Men's Self-Help Guide for Penetrating Restricted Comics

The subject matter of this book has been criticized by the editor. If it doesn't make the V list, it won't be on the list. It's free to read. If you like it, please give the column a thumbs up! Grateful! [Next article: "I am Newton's heartthrob cousin"] —Copywriting of this article— Bad news, Fu Yun has become the protagonist of a mob comic. According to the plot, he will be [beep-] by various males, then [beep-] give birth to [beep-], and finally be given endless pleasure/sensation/by the female [beep-]... Fu Yun covered his head and screamed: Dirty man, don't touch me! I'm straight! ! System: [You cannot resist any plot, but you can use rewinds to change the direction of the plot. Fu Yun covered her chrysanthemum with tears in her eyes: I want to become stronger, put aside love, and put my career first! So Fu Yun started a self-rescue guide—— Q: What should I do if the evil priest wants you to be his son's sex education teacher and asks you to demonstrate it yourself? Fu Yun: I complained to my son that his father got me pregnant and asked them to go to the Shura field. Q: What should I do if the Immortal Elves are extremely cool and depressing and always want to play poker with you? Fu Yun: I can tell at a glance that you are a McDonald's, kneel down! Be my omniscient and omnipotent knowledge base! Q: The evil dragon is forced to mate with you and you must give birth to a litter of dragon cubs for it? Fu Yun (mainly anti-customer): Don't get me wrong, having sex with you is a gift I give you. If you want me, you have to give me your power! As he wished, the plot of the mob was really changed: the teammates he conquered were all reliable, the villains were defeated step by step, he disintegrated all evil forces, and became a hero sung by everyone... Um, it always feels like it's going too smoothly? It wasn't until the moment he was pushed onto the throne surrounded by everyone that he realized that everyone had never stopped coveting him, and they were getting even crazier! —— "Master, please grant me happiness and whip me hard! Force me to beg for mercy!" "Leader, if the world betrays you, then I will destroy the entire world!" "You are a god, and gods should be looked up to. Please step on my corpse and ascend to the throne!" Every day when I open my eyes, I see a tsundere young lady on the left who is jealous, a sinister strategist on the right who teaches me personally, a beautiful and powerful knight who will accompany me to death when I go out, and a big-breasted male mother who washes her hands and makes soup when she comes home... Fu Yun (hugging left and right): I always feel like something is weird? I obviously got rid of the mob ending, but why did I capture all the members? ! [Food Guide]: 1. A story about a straight male mother-in-law, a charlatan and a heart-throb, with a single-shot male protagonist. The male protagonist will cuddle with all kinds of handsome guys but will not be given a title, and there will be no official love relationship! It's just that everyone loves the male lead! 2. All characters in the article are adults. 3. Different world + open map + big adventure + becoming a god to save the world, a completely imaginary world view, there will be battles and secondary flames, you can watch it as a drama without having to worry about moral issues and logic, thank you! 5. Finally, it is strongly recommended to open the essay. The author wants to communicate with you cordially. ՞˶•⩊•˶՞ಣ (The copy has been reported to the editor on June 24, 2026) Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance, self-strength is the real strength