The Evil God in Officer Matsuda's Home

Here's how it happened. On the very first day at the police academy, a certain curly-haired hotshot heard rumors that the academy was haunted. Fearless as ever, he and his friends boldly entered the haunted men's dormitory, and from then on, his entire worldview collapsed. For example, whenever he stood beneath a tree, a wooden clog would hit him on the head. The culprit silently thought: At least it's ripe. For example, one of his classmates would often have an extra person alongside him. The curly-haired hotshot was baffled: Why doesn't anyone else notice? And then there was the time he went to a mixer with his childhood friend. Someone grabbed him by the scruff of the neck like a cat. In a low, pleasant voice, the person asked, word by word, "It's so late. Where do you think you're going?" The bomb disposal squad's ace hotshot: "...If I said I was going out to clear my head, would you believe me?" * The world's consciousness gave birth to a god who did not belong to Takamagahara. To stabilize the god's divine nature, the world's consciousness hurriedly packed the god off to the mortal realm to experience its kindness and beauty. Who could have guessed... The god opened their eyes and saw nothing but malice. Unbeknownst to the world's consciousness, the god grew into an evil god. By the time the world's consciousness noticed, the evil god was holding a marriage registration form and putting on the shackles of love with their own hands. Reader's Guide: 1. OOC warning. 2. The police academy group is saved, but not everyone. The main story will explain. 3. How could an evil god possibly be frail? It's just a way to lure in a kitty. Theme: None