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Lu Ran is a hard worker.
When I get off work, I always meet a little black cat.
Seeing how pitiful it was, Lu Ran couldn't help but always bring some cat food to share with it.
Until one day under the moonlight, the black cat asked him: "What are your dreams?"
Lu Ran thought he was dreaming, and he said enviously: "I don't want to work anymore, I want to be a cat!"
So he woke up and turned into an orange cat with four small pink paws.
During the collapse, he learned to walk on all fours and caught the culprit: Change me back! ! !
Little black cat: "No, meow, this is meow's repayment, meow, unless you want to get a hundred small fish to fuck meow~"
Lu Orange Cat: You are taking revenge, meow!
But you still have to ask for dried fish.
But why is there always someone who covets my beauty and wants to take her home and raise her, meow?
"Boss, please let me go, meow!" Being caught by his boss, Lu Orange Cat shed tears of humiliation.
Orcs will never be slaves unless they have food and shelter.
After all, he was abducted back home by Xiao Yugan.
Being a boss is much more comfortable than being a wage earner!
"You seem to be almost an adult, right? Do you want a knife..." The boss said to himself.
Lu Orange Cat: Goodbye and bye!
Although, the food made by the boss is also delicious!
(It's finished! Please collect ~Food and cute pets~
There is also a completed sand sculpture martial arts article, super funny! "The light of righteousness shines on the Demonic Cult"! )
A new pit is coming, please take advance notice! "The ruthless way was split by my teachings"
Han Budu thought it would be outrageous to travel back to ancient times, but he didn't expect something even more outrageous——
Was it him and the little stutter next door who were both chosen to cultivate immortality?
After paying homage to his master, Little Stutterer told him in a deep voice: "Woooooooooo..."
Han Budu rolled up his sleeves: "Sir, who bullied you? Don't even look at whose person you bullied!"
The little stammer finished: "Qingrudao."
Han Budu put down his sleeves: "Hello, goodbye."
It's a joke, which one of the ruthless paths doesn't end with murdering one's wife, killing one's children, and killing one's friends?
He didn't want to wake up with so many holes in his body!
Friends of the ruthless Tao are in danger!
But a little stammerer, it's so pitiful to be alone,
Han Budu had no choice but to find his own way out and began to brainwash Little Stutter.
"What's so good about the ruthless path? The one at the starting point was trampled under the feet of his disciples, the one in Jinjiang is chasing his wife in the crematorium, the one in Haitang is..."
Han Budu closed his mouth.
"Here?" Little Stutterer was very interested, and for the first time he picked up the conversation.
Han Budu pondered for a moment: "Haitang is very happy now."
The little stutterer looked at his friend,
So, practicing Haitang's ruthless way is not bad?
Han Budu took great pains to avoid stammering in his sermon -
"Would you like to go down the mountain to play? Hey, being ruthless does not mean being without desire..."
"Do you want to read novels? Tsk, the new one published by Ancient Seniors, The Passionate Swordsman and the Ruthless Sword, is very suitable for you..."
"Would you like to change your major? Hey, young man, you can also double major in cultivating immortality!"
Little Stutter said that he understood everything: desire, passion, love and affection, nothing wrong with it.
(I won't stutter later)
Purpose: No matter how many unexpected things happen in life, we must be positive!