The leader of the Demon Cult, Mo Tongtian, was struck by lightning and was split into little cubs in the 21st century.
Picked up and raised by the government, he became a good young man who grew up under a red flag, was born in the spring breeze, and served the country with a red heart.
Then, a thunder struck him back to his former self.
I'm standing in front of you now, and you see me a bit like before.
Right Protector: "Leader, we..."
The leader, who has changed his name to Mo Tongtian, looked upright and solemn: "First of all, please call me comrade!"
Right Protector: "... Comrade, the beggar gang has attacked..."
Comrade Xiao Tiantian: "What? A gang of beggars? I don't allow it!"
The right protector was overjoyed.
Comrade Xiao Tiantian: "I will not allow people to beg! We must help them get rid of poverty and become rich!"
Right protector...
The beggar gang is gone forever.
The other decent families gathered together and sent the hero Yan Yizhi to explore the way.
Xiao Tiantian: "I'm sorry, it's impossible for us, one eye."
Yan Yizhi...
Xiao Tiantian glanced at the handsome face of the other person who had taken off his cloak: "But, I can occasionally taste the pain of love, a swallow."
Yan Yizhi: The fist is hard.
Zheng sent to surround the mountain.
The demon sect was so excited that they tried to steal the guys and planned to die with them.
Xiao Tiantian: "Guardian Zuo, go down and find the police station... Oh no, report it to the Yamen."
Guardian Zuo? ?
Xiao Tiantian: "If you have any difficulties, go to the police. That's right, you can always trust the police!"
Protector Zuo burst out of the mountain with tears in his eyes, hoping to find a famous doctor to treat the leader's brain first.
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(The new article "Help, I was repaid by the cat!" Has been completed)
Lu Ran is a hard worker.
When I get off work, I always meet a little black cat.
Seeing how pitiful it was, Lu Ran couldn't help but always bring some cat food to share with it.
Until one day under the moonlight, the black cat asked him: "What are your dreams?"
Lu Ran thought he was dreaming, and he said enviously: "I don't want to work anymore, I want to be a cat!"
So he woke up and turned into an orange cat with four small pink paws.
During the collapse, he learned to walk on all fours and caught the culprit: Change me back! ! !
Little black cat: "No, meow, this is meow's repayment, meow, unless you want to get a hundred small fish to fuck meow~"
Lu Orange Cat: You are taking revenge, meow!
But you still have to ask for dried fish.
But why is there always someone who covets my beauty and wants to take her home and raise her, meow?
"Boss, please let me go, meow!" Being caught by his boss, Lu Orange Cat shed tears of humiliation.
Orcs will never be slaves unless they have food and shelter.
After all, he was abducted back home by Xiao Yugan.
Being a boss is much more comfortable than being a wage earner!
"You seem to be almost an adult, right? Do you want a knife..." The boss said to himself.
Lu Orange Cat: Goodbye and bye!
-----Sisters, 5.21 Half price V, I will work hard to apply for limited exemption!
-----Sisters! A new pit is coming! Hilarious ancient cultivation of immortality!
"I split the ruthless Taoism into pieces"! Already raised [completed]! So many collections!
Han Budu thought it would be outrageous to travel back to ancient times, but he didn't expect something even more outrageous——
Was it him and the little stutter next door who were both chosen to cultivate immortality?
After paying homage to his master, Little Stutterer told him in a deep voice: "Woooooooooo..."
Han Budu rolled up his sleeves: "Sir, who bullied you? Don't even look at whose person you bullied!"
The little stammer finished: "Qingrudao."
Han Budu put down his sleeves: "Hello, goodbye."
It's a joke, which one of the ruthless paths doesn't end with murdering one's wife, killing one's children, and killing one's friends?
He didn't want to wake up with so many holes in his body!
Friends of the ruthless Tao are in danger!
But a little stammerer, it's so pitiful to be alone,
Han Budu had no choice but to find his own way out and began to brainwash Little Stutter.
"What's so good about the ruthless path? The one at the starting point was trampled under the feet of his disciples, the one in Jinjiang is chasing his wife in the crematorium, the one in Haitang is..."
Han Budu closed his mouth.
"Here?" Little Stutterer was very interested, and for the first time he picked up the conversation.
Han Budu pondered for a moment: "Haitang is very happy now."
The little stutterer looked at his friend,
So, practicing Haitang's ruthless way is not bad?
Han Budu took great pains to avoid stammering in his sermon -
"Would you like to go down the mountain to play? Hey, being ruthless does not mean being without desire..."
"Do you want to read novels? Tsk, the new one published by Ancient Seniors, The Passionate Swordsman and the Ruthless Sword, is very suitable for you..."
"Would you like to change your major? Hey, young man, you can also double major in cultivating immortality!"
Little Stutter said that he understood everything: desire, passion, love and affection, nothing wrong with it.
(I won't stutter later)
Advance payment
"I don't want to keep this dog zombie anymore"
Chu Liang,
A little transparent person who believes that there is nothing cool in life.
Buff your presence to a very low level,
Brought to the zombie apocalypse.
He felt himself,
It is simply the king of the world!
Surviving until rescue comes is no problem!
Just...
"Wang Defu!"
Why did the Border Collie turn into a zombie?
You can also use herding skills to herd zombies!
Chu Liang got up early in the morning,
I saw a large number of zombies being driven out of the house...
Myocardial infarction.
"Wang Chen'an, please, please take care of your dog..."
Chu Liang is tired, vicissitudes of life, twisted, and crawling with darkness.
The handsome zombie opposite turned his stiff head in sync with the border collie.
Slowly turning his animal-like eyes,
He stretched out his green-grey hand and touched Chu Liang's butt.
Oh, the obsession he retains is indescribable.
Chu Liang didn't want to be a saint, but this man and a dog,
They are all my own life-savers,
Not biting either...
"What else can we do, just make do with it."
Chu Liang smiled sadly,
Today is also a dog zombie day.
Intention: All people in the martial arts community are one family, and they will make a fortune in harmony.