I Disguise Myself as a God with a Costume System

1. Tai Shengwei transmigrates. The good news: He's become a young master from a prominent family. His parents dote on him, and he has everything he needs. The bad news: He's already had a high fever for a week when he opens his eyes, and he nearly dies on the spot. Even more absurdly, the golden finger he's bound to isn't something that lets him conquer the world, but a "Dress-Up System." He gets one lottery draw a day, and collecting a full outfit unlocks a special effect. Sounds wonderful, right? The result... On the first day, he draws a luminous pearl that appears out of thin air. All he can do is convince his family that he's "the Dragon Lord reborn." In the second year, he completes the [Fox Charm: Rouge Temptation] outfit. Its effect: Anyone who looks at him will become dazed. In the fifth year, after drawing more than a thousand times, he has so many luminous pearls he can play marbles with them, but only a handful of complete outfits. In the tenth year, he finally completes the [Dragon Maiden: Cloud Rainbow and Rain Soul] outfit. Tai Shengwei: "Good. It's time to show off my real skills." And so... A severe drought strikes Heyang. Refugees fill the land, the court does nothing, and the warlords watch like hungry wolves. The young master of the Tai family steps onto the altar and sweeps out his wide sleeves. Dark clouds gather overhead, and rain pours down. The people kneel and cry out: "The Dragon King reborn! The true Son of Heaven!" The age of chaos is coming, and he is going to be the "immortal" worshipped on the altar. "If this world needs a god, then I'll be one." 2. Tai Shengwei's forces are taking shape, his followers are numerous, and the people all call him the "Son of Heaven's Mandate." But the enemy has sent a hundred thousand elite troops, claiming their "iron armor cannot be breached," straight toward Heyang. The worse news: Tai Shengwei has only thirty thousand militia, with incomplete armor and too few arrows. The generals in the army tent are deathly pale. "Young Master, retreat... This battle can't be fought!" "The enemy has heavy cavalry! We can't even put together a shield formation!" Tai Shengwei lowers his head and sips his tea as the System's display unfolds before his eyes. [Current outfit: "Feng Bo: Ruler of the Skies" (SR): Complete (4/4).] He sets down his teacup and chuckles. "Who said we were retreating?" On the battlefield, the enemy's iron cavalry advances like a dark cloud. Tai Shengwei stands alone on horseback at the front of the ranks. "What does that madman think he's doing?!" the enemy general laughs. "Does he think he can stop my iron hooves with his own flesh and blood?!" In the next instant, a fierce wind rises. Tai Shengwei raises a hand and dons a crown patterned with wind. His flowing cloud cloak billows wildly. He taps the saddle with his wind boots, and his whole body rises into the air! He brings a flute to his lips. A shrill note tears through the sky... "Whoosh!!!" A hurricane like a dragon sweeps up sand and stones, darkening heaven and earth. Warhorses whinny, iron armor clashes, and a hundred thousand troops fall into disarray. "Witchcraft! This is witchcraft!" "Help! I can't see!" The thirty thousand militiamen seize the chance to attack and rout the enemy. After the battle, rumors spread everywhere... "Young Master Tai summoned the heavenly wind and shattered ten thousand troops with one flute!" "How could he be mortal? He must be Feng Bo himself, descended into the world!" Tai Shengwei toys with his Sky-Whistling Flute and looks toward the capital. "An immortal? Heh..." "I'll be the god of this chaotic age." A false deity, a true schemer, from Heaven's Chosen Son to ruler of all under heaven …Upcoming novel: Straight Guy, But Bound to a Demon Consort System Yin Zhongyu transmigrates into a book and becomes the legitimate second son of the Minister of Rites in a certain male-oriented power-struggle novel on Qidian... A cannon-fodder character who doesn't even have a name. The good news: He's from a prestigious family and never has to worry about food or drink. The bad news: This is the final dynasty, and war is about to break out. The even better news: He's bound to a golden finger System. The even worse news: The System is called the "Demon Consort Training System." "Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the 'Ice Skin and Jade Bones' buff. Your skin is smooth as cream and delicate to the touch~" "Congratulations, Host! You've unlocked the 'Lotus Blossoms with Every Step' skill. Your every step comes with a petal effect~" "Please complete your initial mission as soon as possible: Make the emperor fall in love with you at first sight in the imperial garden. Reward: one 'Calamity to the Nation and Ruin to the People' aura~" Yin Zhongyu looks at the androgynous face the System has given him in the bronze mirror and smashes it in a rage. "I'm a six-foot-tall, completely normal man. What use is this stupid System to me?! Is this thing trying to speed up the fall of the Great Liang dynasty?!" The System reminds him coldly: "The Host's body fusion with the original owner is below sixty percent. If you don't complete the life-extending mission, you'll bleed from all seven orifices and die in one month." Just as Yin Zhongyu is preparing to lie flat and wait for death, he's forced to get up at four in the morning for school because he's been assigned as a prince's study companion. On his first day in the palace, he discovers that the gloomy, violent Sixth Prince from the rumors has all the same little habits as his modern-day best friend! Yin Zhongyu (testing him): "Odd numbers change, even numbers stay the same?" Sixth Prince (eyes wide with shock): "The sign depends on the quadrant?" Under a tree that day, the two transmigrators sigh deeply. Xiao Huang: "I got the 'Tyrant Growth System.' If I don't kill people, my whole body aches terribly." Yin Zhongyu: "I got the 'Demon Consort Training System.' If I don't seduce the emperor, my heart feels like it's being crushed." The two Systems suddenly display a notification at the same time: "A compatible target has been detected! We recommend that the Hosts bind to each other!" Yin Zhongyu: "???" Shen Mingyi: "...This System sure knows how to make things happen." And so, people throughout the Great Liang court gradually discover: The warhorses at the Sixth Prince's residence can suddenly give birth to three foals a year... The "fertility pills" Yin Zhongyu gave them really work. The "Mysterious Heavenly Immortal Maiden" who appeared during the Huainan floods has her heart set on the Sixth Prince? Yin Zhongyu dressed up in a feathered robe and pretended to be an immortal. A legend of a "Goddess from Beyond the Passes" suddenly spreads along the frontier? Yin Zhongyu disguised himself as a merchant's daughter and used his "Beauty That Topples Nations and Cities" aura to extract intelligence from the enemy army. The censor-in-chief says in anguish: "Young Master Yin is spreading heretical nonsense and deceiving the people!" Shen Mingyi, now emperor, replies: "He's deceiving the people? I'd like to see which fool dares lay a hand on my..." Before he can finish, Yin Zhongyu kicks open the study door. "Shen Mingyi! You fed my fertility pills to the female elephant in the imperial menagerie?!" History later records: In the twenty-seventh year of Jinghe, Sixth Prince Shen Mingyi raised an army to purge the court of traitors. On the day of his coronation, the new emperor publicly shoved the Imperial Seal into Yin Zhongyu's hands. "Isn't the last mission of the Demon Consort System to 'throw the court into chaos'? Come on, let me show you what it means to be perfectly suited for the job." One-on-one, both devoted to each other, happy ending. Cold-on-the-outside, unhinged-on-the-inside tyrant gong × straight-guy demon-consort shou who loves to complain. Theme: Don't look at problems through fixed assumptions. Learn to adapt