The Master Is Volunteering for Overtime

[My new story, Big Sis in Teyvat, is now live. Click the most eye-catching cover in my profile to find it. Mwah!] Blurb: After completing the mission to save humanity, Ritsuka is sent back to his country as a sinner. The Master, who should have been praised by everyone, can now only live under surveillance. Luckily, his cousin's superpowered basketball and a young detective who seems to leave death wherever he goes provide some variety in his life. For a while, Ritsuka thought this was just what his daily life would be like. But a watcher returned from the dead, a wish-granting machine hidden in Yokohama, and the Mage's Association, which refuses to let him go, start sending Ritsuka's everyday life in a different direction. Just when Ritsuka thinks his non-everyday life has finally come to an end, the Holy Grail, which is always causing trouble, tells him: "Young man, you're still too young." Please, go find another savior to fleece! I'm going bald here!! Holy Grail: "So, did you drop this Dr. Roman, this Solomon, or this Goetia?" Ritsuka: "Thanks for asking. Chaldea is a very humane organization. The Counter Force has never forced a Master to work overtime. :)" Notes: 1. Average writing. 2. I'll try to update daily. 3. Lots of headcanon. Coming soon: Mother of All Things: The Ultimate Job Competition Blurb: "My mother is the eternal queen of this country." The orange-haired, blue-eyed little girl said this to a lolicon. Beside her stood a gravity manipulator with the same color scheme. "She was buried under roses by her fanatical subjects." The black-haired, green-eyed little girl introduced her mother to the great detective. "She was burned at the stake by a bishop for not being devout enough." The silver-haired, green-eyed little girl said this with a gun pointed at her by her "father." "She was so majestic that the king locked her in a tower until she died." The blonde, dark-skinned little girl told a waiter about what had happened to her mother. "She was so extravagant that her own hunting dogs chased her deep into the forest." Several little girls filled in the rest of their mother's story, then announced to everyone: "She passed every trial and became the eternal queen." "Now it's our turn." One fine afternoon, a mysterious woman opened the door to the Mafia, the detective agency, the cafe, or the Porsche 356A. She had long, seaweed-black hair. A red half-veil covered her eyes, and the gold beads hanging from it swayed as she walked. "Excuse me, have you seen my children?" Notes: 1. The eternal queen's character concept comes from a game, with some changes. 2. At heart, this is an everyone-gets-picked-on story. Everyone gets to be a dad without the pain, and the queen gets to be a mom without the pain. 3. No CP. 4. There are more daughters than the ones in the blurb. 5. I'll add more if I think of anything. Theme: May the world treat you gently.