On a Variety Show with My Dad, Qin Shi Huang, as the Comparison

The daily life of a swaggering emperor dad. Chang Li was the most doted-on little princess in the book. Her father, the First Emperor of Qin, had cherished her since she was little, holding her in the palm of his hand. One day, she missed a step and died, then transmigrated back. When she returned, Chang Li was taking part in a variety show with the fake heiress. Jealous that so many people doted on the other girl, she'd pushed her into a pond. Her wealthy parents and her fiance from an arranged marriage blamed her. Online commenters told her to get out of show business. Just as Chang Li decided to lie flat, finish filming the show, and distance herself from the Chang family, her First Emperor dad transmigrated here too! Other pairs were greeted with a screen full of comments like: [Ahhh, so sweet! The Youyou and My Heart CP is real!] [Waaah, a cool, gorgeous big sister and a puppy-like little brother? I'm so here for it!] [Childhood friends are the best! Another day of witnessing beautiful love!] But when it came to Chang Li and her First Emperor dad, the comments said: [What kind of pairing is this nobodies-from-nowhere and washed-up movie star? Even dogs wouldn't ship them!] [Has this movie star really fallen so low that he has to join a variety show?] [Just quit the show already. Stop making a fool of yourself.] They were clearly being made to look bad by comparison. But then came the show's challenges. During the rural life segment, while everyone else struggled to plant vegetables, herd geese, and pick up cow dung, Chang Li and her dad leisurely kicked back, fished, and chatted, catching a little dried fish every minute. At the history museum, during the calligraphy challenge, while everyone else listened attentively and practiced diligently, producing calligraphy that looked like indecipherable talismans, Chang Li's dad barely paid attention, then made a few casual strokes. His brushwork flowed like water, and every stroke was exquisite! Even a national-treasure-level calligraphy master couldn't help exclaiming, "What a marvel! It's so beautiful!" During the talent show at the grand opera hall, while everyone else frantically chose evening gowns and rehearsed again and again, Chang Li wore a simple Hanfu and played a guzheng. She looked like an immortal, and the music lingered in the air, as heavenly as a celestial melody, winning over every viewer! She sparked a craze for Hanfu and traditional guzheng music! The online commenters fell to their knees and apologized one after another: Sorry! I'm the one making a fool of myself! By the end of the show, Chang Li and her washed-up movie-star dad made a stunning comeback against the odds and became wildly popular! [I hereby declare that the best pairing is Chang Li and her washed-up movie-star dad, the father-daughter duo!] After the two became famous, people wondered whether the washed-up movie star was broke and destitute. Then the First Emperor dad brought out a trove of ancient books worth tens of billions in one hand and Qin dynasty antiques worth hundreds of billions in the other. "Oh, Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum? I'll tell you where it is..." Chang Li hurriedly grabbed her dad's eager hand. "Dad! Take it easy! Keep showing off and your secret identity won't stay secret!" * Top-tier singer Liang Huai's mother introduced him to a girl. She kept sending him strange messages every day. At first, Liang Huai treated them as silly little jokes to read when he was bored. Later, he found out that the girl wasn't interested in dating anyone in the entertainment industry. He hid his secret identity, pretended to be a caring big sister, and gradually drew her into his arms. This novel has an 80% anti-piracy threshold. I revise it regularly, so please support the official version! Please add my new novel, The Villain's Daughter Really Doesn't Want to Lie Flat [Quick Transmigration]! Novel ID: 7008288 Xiao Duoli is three years old. An uncle who calls himself the System tells her she's in a world inside a book, and that in every world her dad is an extremely powerful villain, the sort who destroys heaven and earth at the slightest provocation. Her mission is to save these villain dads! Three-year-old Duoli doesn't understand a thing. "Uncle, what's a villain? Can you eat it?" She eats and sleeps as she pleases. When she's happy, she gives her villain dad a sweet little kiss. When she's unhappy, she cries loudly and demands that he comfort her, then climbs onto his head and runs wild! The System trembles: It's over. The little one is in danger! But why do the villain dads spoil the kid even more when she climbs on their heads and makes a fuss? The villain dads who were supposed to destroy heaven and earth: Damn! This kid has such a bad temper! If I don't spoil her, who will? First world: Top-tier star dad The System advises her earnestly: "Little one, you have to behave and listen. Otherwise, Top-tier Star Dad will interact with you without any affection on the show, get irritable and awkward the whole time, ruin his career and reputation, end up miserable, and eventually turn to crime." But when the show aired, the little one not only refused to listen to Top-tier Star Dad, she also complained about him on camera. "Dad, your cooking tastes awful." "Dad, you hurt me." "Dad, these clothes are so ugly." The dads in the other groups handled their kids with ease, getting along beautifully and warmly. Lin Che was all flustered, with chaos breaking out everywhere as he tried to care for his kid. As long as they survived, that was enough. He won the title of "Worst Dad at Taking Care of Kids." But at the end of the show, during the test for qualified fathers, Lin Che, the "Worst Dad at Taking Care of Kids," actually took first place! At first, Lin Che said, "I'd rather die or jump off this place than take care of a kid!" Later, Lin Che learned to tie the kid's hair, do laundry, and cook... and even wanted to take her home! Second world: Bandit dad The System pleaded earnestly: "Little one! You have to behave and persuade Bandit Dad to turn over a new leaf and become a good person. Bad people never have a good ending!" Three-year-old Duoli's eyes lit up. "No! Being a bandit is so cool!" The leader of Qingyun Stronghold found a little kid on the road. She was so clever and mischievous that she wanted to copy them and rob passersby. "This tree was planted by me, this road was opened by me. If you want to pass, pay the toll!" Bandit Dad: "Little one, we don't do that. You can't copy them!" Third world: Demon Venerable dad The System warned her gravely: "Little one! This time you really have to behave. Demon Venerable Dad is violent and unpredictable, and he'll destroy heaven and earth at the slightest provocation!" Duoli was sitting on Demon Venerable Dad's head, asking him to fly her up into the sky. "Daddy, that uncle is saying bad things about you!" System: Deceased! Fourth world: Evil dragon dad System: "Little one..." Before he could finish, the little evil dragon Duoli roared, "Rawr!" A small puff of flame singed Uncle System's backside. Evil Dragon Dad, excited.jpg: "Again, kid!" System: "Waaah... As long as you're happy, little one." Fifth world: Tyrant dad Sixth world: Vampire dad Seventh world: Zombie dad Eighth world: Interstellar thief dad Ninth world: Overbearing CEO dad The order is undecided, and there may be other worlds. Everyday life taking care of the kid: eating, sleeping, and looking after the little one. Theme: Ride the wind and break through the waves.