The Golden Finger Backfired

An Ran pulled some strings to land himself a cushy job: serving as the protagonist's golden finger in the starry little worlds newly created by the Star Lord Siming. All he had to do was show up on schedule to give the protagonist secret manuals, cultivation techniques, treasures, forces, and so on. The rest of the time, he could slack off, eat, drink, and have fun while still getting paid. An Ran had a blast and soon breezed through ninety-nine worlds. He only needed to spend a few years as the last protagonist's master, and then this cushy job would be over for good. He was actually a little reluctant to leave. Before going to meet the protagonist, he ate one extra bowl of fish balls. That little delay led to disaster: the protagonist was killed! In the blink of an eye, the winds and clouds changed, the protagonist was dead, and the little world was about to be destroyed. It's over! Those fish balls did me in! Rumor had it that Star Lord Siming was narrow-minded. Just because someone broke one of his wine cups, he had sentenced them to ten thousand years of hard labor. If he found out An Ran had destroyed an entire little world that he had painstakingly built, wouldn't he make him vanish into thin air? An Ran was frantic, pacing in circles, when the corner of his eye caught sight of the future villainous big shot nearby. A flash of inspiration struck, and he came up with a brilliant plan to fool the Heavenly Dao~ As everyone knows, protagonists and villains follow different paths to power. Protagonists are Heaven's favored children, blessed with luck. They could trip and stumble upon a peerless treasure. Villains, on the other hand, suffer at every turn. They carve out a path to survival through mountains of corpses and seas of blood, grow stronger, then meet the protagonist and lose to him. Heh heh, then this lucky guy right here can take on the protagonist's job as well as the villain's, working around the clock all year long without a break! A workaholic top who wants to drag his husband into the grind with him x a bottom who just wants to lie flat, no matter what Message: Love is a process of mutual compromise.