I Want a Daddy!

[Blurb]:

Jian Yuanqing was named Employee of the Year by a nonhuman housekeeping company.

Then he was kicked headfirst into a book called Animal Guide.

Jian Yuanqing: ? Is something wrong with how this is going?

The first page of the book introduced a rabbit.

A Zhuyin rabbit, pure white all over with red eyes, and an adult weight of up to 4 kg.

Jian Yuanqing: Isn't that just an ordinary meat rabbit? I eat three in one meal.

...So can someone explain what this 2.2-meter-tall white creature in front of me is, with biceps bigger than my head and a thick Northeastern accent?

"Hey, buddy, you stepped on my carrots."

Jian Yuanqing: ...

Even the rats are three meters tall, can run at 400 kilometers per hour, and can demonstrate how to "uproot a willow tree with one hand."

The animals Jian Yuanqing used to consider food could each knock out two of him with a single punch.

To survive, Jian Yuanqing had no choice but to return to his old line of work in this world: housekeeping.

He opened a housekeeping company and named it Nonhuman Daddy Housekeeping.

After that,

every animal that saw him would bow its head and call out warmly, "Mom!"

Jian Yuanqing blew out a puff of smoke. "Call me Dad."

One day, a red claw pushed open the company door.

"Hello, I heard this place can grant any customer's wish. Could you scratch my back?" A red dragon over ten meters long stretched out its claw. "My arms are too short."

"If you can't, I'll breathe fire."

Jian Yuanqing: …

[Reading guide]:

1. Cute pets, with a focus on plot

2. The gong is a little fire dragon who can take human form

3. All the animals are made up

[Blurb written on 2022/3/25 and screenshotted. Everything is subject to change before the story begins.]

Theme: Hard work is the most glorious thing