A Goofy Immortal Hunk Transmigrates into a Tragic Cannon Fodder

The story is complete. Comments are closed, so no drama. - Yan Shen Yu is a goofy guy whose biggest dream is to become a comedian. Unfortunately, he has the face of a celestial beauty, and his manager never lets him break character. Then, after an accident, he transmigrates into a novel as a cannon-fodder character with the same name. The original character was a minor internet celebrity, a foil to the wealthy entertainment-industry elite. On Yan Shen Yu's very first day after transmigrating, his cheap fiancé hooked up with an eighteenth-generation distant relative of the Xie family. The guy would rather run away from their wedding than miss the chance to cuckold him. His fair-weather friends comforted him, saying he shouldn't be upset because the Xie family was untouchable. But Yan Shen Yu's eyes lit up, and he could barely contain his joy. Well, look at that! Here's my chance! A few days later, a livestream appeared online: "When runaway-bridegroom fiction meets real life: the story of my ex-fiancé and Xie Eighteen getting together" - On a variety show called The Diary of the Wealthy, the other contestants played piano, attended concerts, and showed up at Fashion Week, looking as glamorous as could be. Yan Shen Yu, meanwhile, wore old pajamas, drank iced cola, crossed his legs, and chatted away with everyone. "I just don't get it. I'm handsome, well-educated, in great shape, and I've got a six-pack. How am I not better than Xie Xiaoling?" "What does Xiao Zhengliang see in him? Does he like how Xie Xiaoling is so lively and full of spirit? Does he like how he acts all delicate and dependent?" The slower netizens still hadn't caught on. It wasn't until Yan Shen Yu blurted out, "So just because I'm hung like a horse, I deserve to get cheated on?" The whole internet was in an uproar. Everyone was dying of laughter. - Xie Xiaoling was furious. He and Xiao Zhengliang were the ones truly in love, so why did that stand-in have to twist the truth and make him look bad?! Unfortunately, Yan Shen Yu was too hard to deal with. Xie Xiaoling lost to him time and again, and had no choice but to turn to the lofty head of the Xie family for help. He waited and waited. At last, he got to see the head of the family at his engagement banquet. The man was even more imposing and handsome than he'd imagined, inscrutable and profound. Xie Xiaoling worked up the courage to make his request. "You say Yan Shen Yu has damaged the Xie family's reputation, and you want me to blacklist him?" the young family head asked from on high, his tone nonchalant. Xie Xiaoling nodded, trembling with fear. "Shen Yu," the family head asked suddenly after a moment of silence, turning around, "when did you damage my family's reputation?" A handsome man in an engagement suit stepped forward, smiling brightly. "I thought getting engaged to you was what did it." "Nonsense." The family head, who seemed lofty in the eyes of outsiders, was now humble as dust. He kissed the back of Yan Shen Yu's hand, his voice more reverent than ever. "Getting engaged to you is my honor." The family head's public declaration of love brought harmony to the Xie family. Xie Xiaoling beside them, however, stood trembling, his face dark with dismay. A goofy in everyday life but dependable when it counts, pretty-boy shou x A cold, domineering CEO gong who's gradually turned goofy Theme: Face life with a smile, and make the most of every day with optimism.