Tsukihiko Ubuyashiki, one of the three greats of the kendo club, calmly opened the dorm bathroom door to wash his face. Then... he found himself staring at more than a dozen people inside a bathroom that had completely changed.
Uh, what? A paranormal event? Has the bathroom come alive? A magic door? Doraemon Yoriichi?
Tsukihiko Ubuyashiki was so startled that he immediately shut the door.
"Hey, Kokushibo, the dorm bathroom's come alive..."
Michikatsu Tsugikuni glanced at Tsukihiko Ubuyashiki over his book. After a long pause, he rolled his eyes and said, "What weird meme is this now? If the bathroom's broken, you should ask the all-purpose Yoriichi."
"He's not in the dorm! And I don't want to get hit!" Tsukihiko Ubuyashiki picked up his wooden sword, took a deep breath, and braced himself. He knew very well that what he'd just seen wasn't an illusion!
"As if you haven't been hit enough, you pathetic boss?" Michikatsu Tsugikuni gave no other response.
Tsukihiko Ubuyashiki: ... Fine.
He opened the door again.
Oh, familiar people and things...
A young man charging toward him with a shout of "Muzan Kibutsuji!"
Tsukihiko Ubuyashiki: ...?
How do you know people call me Muzan Kibutsuji?
Tsukihiko Ubuyashiki blocked the sword, eyes trembling in shock.
When the other guy's first attack failed, he followed up with a headbutt. Beautiful, a direct hit! Critical hit!
Tsukihiko Ubuyashiki: Thanks for the attack. My head's still ringing...
Mumbling, he collapsed limply to the ground.
"Yoriichi... someone doesn't fight fair... He sneak-attacked me..."
? School AU
? Muzan Kibutsuji and the Tsugikuni brothers are in the same club and live in the same dorm
? A trio with an incredibly close bond, dubbed the Three Weirdos by Rui.
? The three greats of the kendo club
? A redeemed Muzan: currently a chuunibyou goofball Muzan [very out of character]
? Muzan uses Sun Breathing
Goofiness is the most poisonous thing of all! No deaths at school, and let's save everyone from the original story! Lots of plot holes, so please don't flame me if you don't like it.
Check out my other story, [Demon Slayer, I Really Love the Sun!]
Blurb:
What does it mean to be human? To have the seven emotions and six desires? To feel? What does it mean to [live like a human]? What are sadness, happiness, pain, and being moved?
"I want to live like a human under the sun!"
The girl, who had been born a demon, made this wish.
"Doesn't it hurt? Touching the sunlight again and again," asked the black-haired girl, wearing a fox mask tilted to one side.
The demon girl paused, then answered blankly,
"It hurts. But when I pull my hand back, it's so, so warm..." Longing shone in the demon girl's eyes.
"Mako, then you won't feel cold anymore, right? About body temperature!" The demon girl excitedly took the other's hand.
The other girl only smiled and stroked the demon girl's soft pink-to-gold ombre hair without saying a word.
"Rui?"
"Rui?!"
"Rui???!!!"
"You don't remember me? That I exist?! That's so mean! So mean! So mean!!!"
"What are you even talking about?" Lower Five said, though inside, he instinctively avoided saying something even meaner.
"... He's so mean. He stole my best friend! Stole her!" At some point, tears had filled Hanyu Akina's eyes.
"Ow!"
He'd been bitten.
She'd been turned into someone else's demon...
"I like you, you who are just like sunshine (●, ●)"
Couple: Hanyu Akina x Lower Five, Rui
Theme: They have a wonderful future here!
Well~ I still have to come up with fifteen characters, which is really hard for me, Xiao Tantan, so someone is playing the game of Light Encountering the Fifth Harry Potter and Creating Demons~ Add friends to spread the word~
The original sentence is: We came into the world crying, but we can smile towards eternity.
Ahhhh! Update, big update, it's already been 10 comments and 15 words, big update, big and eternal God, I'm a big licker?
By the way, the high school entrance examination is over, right? Why hasn't it been updated yet?
I beg you, please update!
Hahahaha, it's something you can do by grinding your teeth.
Damn it, I beg you, let's update it quickly.
Well~ I didn't expect the author to also play the fifth and light encounter eh (σ'ω')σ
Although it is too magical, but! Did you see my determination to comment?(//?//)
No matter when you start, the important thing is not to stop after you start; no matter when you end, the important thing is not to regret after it ends.