[Genshin Impact] To Give Everyone a Happy Ending, I Choose to Crush the Heavenly Principles with a Gundam

[Genshin Impact Otome] To give everyone a HE, do I have to pilot a Gundam and crush Celestia?

Xi He honestly thinks Teyvat is amazing. Everyone is talented and speaks so nicely, and every kid with a Vision is beautiful. It completely caters to Xi He's love of pretty people. She absolutely loves it here, okay? (Just kidding.)

And everyone's willing to hang out with her. Venti plays the suona with her, Kaeya performs comedic cross-talk with her, and she takes Zhongli out to walk his thrush when she's free. When she's bored, she goes to bother Tartaglia at the Northland Bank. When she's tired, she gets to cuddle up with Aether. And if Diluc would just sell her a bottle of Dandelion Wine, that would be even better!

What? You ask if she doesn't drink? Of course she doesn't. The wine's for Venti!

(Meanwhile...)

Lumine: Venti! Barbatos! Stop encouraging Xi He to play the suona along with you! My ears are going to go blind!

Venti: Ehehe~☆

Lumine: Kaeya, stop laughing! Didn't you have professional training?

Kaeya: I usually don't laugh. Pfft.

Lumine: Zhongli, stop dragging Xi He into your old-people lifestyle! And don't you dare praise her gong-playing! Playing the gong can be down-to-earth, but it can't be six-feet-under! Even Xiao's putting on his mask!

Zhongli: By common understanding... Miss Xi He's gong playing is indeed quite good. It certainly has an underworld flair.

Lumine: Tartaglia, if your "friend" looks like Xi He, then she's not your friend, she's mine! Don't you have friends of your own? Go find them!

Tartaglia: Your friends and my friends seem to be the same~ (whistles) Xi He~ Your friend knows I consider you my friend too. She won't get mad, will she? Unlike me, I only feel sorry for Xi He

When Xi He heard Lumine say that her brother had been taken away by an unfamiliar god and that she planned to travel across the seven nations to find him, Xi He was furious.

She earnestly and firmly took Lumine's hands and promised, "Don't worry, Lumine. Once you find your brother, I'll pilot a Gundam and crush that god for you!"

Lumine patted Xi He on the head. "Okay, okay. We'll be counting on you, Xi He."

Xi He: You're so insincere! You don't trust me!

Paimon: I wonder who it was that got chased all over the place by those round little guys! (Covers her mouth and laughs.)

Xi He: Damn it! Quiet down!

At the final battle, the Seven Archons gathered. Everyone drew their weapons and shielded Xi He, who couldn't hurt a fly, behind them. But Xi He casually pushed her way through the group. After a flash of blinding golden light, something appeared where she had been standing... Uh, a Gundam?

With an impassioned shout of, "I'm gonna crush you! Die!"

Celestia was sent flying by the Gundam, left near death and completely dumbfounded. Everyone else was too stunned to speak.

Lumine: ... So she really did mean it when she said she'd pilot a Gundam and crush Celestia. (Stares blankly.)

* The female lead is not Lumine. Lumine is the Traveler.

* An ordinary transmigration premise. Xi He is super strong, but that doesn't stop her from being weak. (Just kidding.)

* Before coming to Teyvat, she was outwardly an ordinary student. She'd never played Genshin Impact, but she'd played lots of other games. She's just an internet surfer.

* A girls' love story. Anyone can be paired with anyone, but whenever I write a pairing, someone steals my pen. (Smoke.)

* There will definitely be OOC moments, plus a tiny bit of personal headcanon. Please bear with me.

That's all.

Theme: I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the sun.