After Lu Wei married Zhou Xun, she had one lingering question.
Why didn't Zhou Xun hand over any of the household money? Was he planning to make her support him with her secret savings?
What a rip-off. This marriage was a bad deal.
Lu Wei pursed her lips, then thought of a famous Bilibili creator's remark: "You don't know how rich your husband is until you marry him, then you get dumped miserably in your old age." She glanced at the tall man chopping vegetables and felt a chill run down her back. Her hand on the spatula even started to tremble.
"What do you mean I don't?" The man in question froze, then protested indignantly.
"I gave you my salary card in our very first month together!"
"I've been spending my old savings this whole time..."
As he spoke, he even pouted pitifully.
Lu Wei fell silent.
So the "salary" he'd given her was his own salary?!
This is a very short, completely absurd little story.
A spring 2022 special, guaranteed ripe and sweet.
The author has recently become obsessed with a certain pretend uncle who stands 189 cm tall according to Baidu Baike, and it awakened something in my DNA, so I couldn't control my hands.
Hehe.
Theme: Even if you don't know how to say it, it's still love