I Faked My Death and Had a Fluffy Baby

Coming soon: "After a Little Round Bird Hit Me Up for Compensation". Blurb at the bottom. Blurb: Yan Huan transmigrates into the body of a doomed supporting character, cursed by her unusual constitution to have her heart and lungs cut out before dying a horrible death. Fuyun Sect accidentally learns that gods exist and gets the wild idea of becoming gods themselves. Afraid of failing, they decide to start by experimenting on Yan Huan, who was born with unusual bones. Yan Huan has a roommate who's in the same miserable situation. The two form a close friendship during their time together through the use of anesthetic pills. The handsome, sweet, and gentle young man in distress has stunning looks and lashes to die for. He makes Yan Huan's heart race. Since she's going to die anyway, Yan Huan decides to indulge herself for once... But just as she gets up afterward, she catches a flash of gold in the young man's glassy eyes. Yan Huan immediately thinks of a legendary figure: The Kunwu Mountains were once the abode of the gods. The original male lead went to great lengths to experiment on Yan Huan in hopes of obtaining divine breath, the key to opening the abode of the gods. The Divine Regent is the master of that place, the "god" the original male lead spoke of. Cold and aloof, the Divine Regent considers all things mere dust. After being deceived and imprisoned by the world, he comes to regard cultivators as dogs, ruthless and merciless. One of the Divine Regent's defining traits is the divine radiance in his eyes. And now, the Divine Regent Yan Chenjun has had his divinity and memories sealed. Like Yan Huan, he's been made a test subject. When he recovers, the nightmare will begin for Fuyun Sect and this entire cultivation continent. Spiritual energy will be cut off for a thousand years, and every cultivator will wish they were dead... Yan Huan: "..." Is it still too late to break up? The abode of the gods has been without the Divine Regent's presence for nearly a thousand years. The elders are in despair, but one day they suddenly sense a tremendous power descending: divine breath! They hurriedly open the Dust Mirror to track it. A beautiful woman is holding a fluffy, pure-white creature so adorable it melts the heart, patiently coaxing it: "Sweetie, eat a little more. The more you eat, the faster you'll grow." Even from thousands of miles away, the elders can clearly see the divine radiance in the little one's eyes. It is a sign of divine favor. Could this be the Divine Regent's descendant?! The abode of the gods erupts into a frenzy... Coming soon: "After a Little Round Bird Hit Me Up for Compensation" Blurb: Yun Sheng is a supporting character in an old-fashioned tragic romance. Every time the hero and heroine play a game of chase, a few innocent bystanders end up dead or injured. To live a long and peaceful life, Yun Sheng tries to stay invisible and keep away from the leads. She's a laid-back, carefree fish, and life is pretty good. Until one day, in a secret realm, she accidentally knocks a bird's nest down and a little round bird tumbles out. The moment it sees her, the little bird bursts into tears in a baby voice: "Mama, Qiuqiu had such a hard time finding you!" Yun Sheng: "??? No, calm down. I'm human and you're a demon..." The little bird: "Qiuqiu's butt hurts so much. I must have hurt it when I fell!" Yun Sheng: "???" With no other choice, Yun Sheng takes the little bird that hit her up for compensation home and raises it as her own daughter. No worries, it's just one little bird. She can afford to raise it! On the day the sect invites Daoist Lord Feng Jiuyan to lecture the disciples, Yun Sheng brings the little bird along to enjoy the free food. Hiding in a corner, she eats while stuffing spirit fruit into her storage pouch. When she looks up, she sees the little bird has run to the front. Qiuqiu hops onto the Daoist Lord's table and stares at the plate of ten-thousand-year-old spirit fruit before him. In a loud baby voice, it cries, "Dad, why are you eating all by yourself?!" Yun Sheng: "???" Then Qiuqiu lifts the plate with its little wings, toddles back to Yun Sheng, and sets the ten-thousand-year-old spirit fruit in front of her. "Mama, you eat!" Yun Sheng: "???!!!!" Theme: Good luck is bound to come when you find yourself in dire straits