[Coming soon: The Green Tea Top's Survival Guide [Quick Transmigration]. Please add it to your collection! Blurb at the end.]
This novel will be available to read on Thursday, May 5. Thank you all for your support!
Blurb:
Lu Xingzhou, a rich second-generation heir from the twenty-first century, transmigrated into the body of a dimwitted thug who had spent his entire fortune helping someone else get married.
The shabby thatched hut, the rice jar so clean even the mice stayed away, the empty home with only the male spouse he had just married inside... Lu Xingzhou wanted to cry.
Luckily, he had a Taobao System specially approved by Black and White Impermanence. Nothing in the world was more satisfying than slurping rice noodles with pickled bamboo shoots. If anything could beat that, it was an extra-spicy, extra-stinky bowl with a fried egg on top, plus a bottle of soda.
One week later...
The first shop selling rice noodles with pickled bamboo shoots in the Great Qing Dynasty opened quietly.
Housebound foodie A: How can you eat rice noodles without soda?
Test-taker B: Instant noodles are the GOAT. Make a bowl of Earth Brand instant noodles in the exam hall and you'll be the coolest kid there!
Old man C: Silken tofu is still the best choice for an old man's tastes. A little salt really whets the appetite.
Horrified face: Silken tofu has to be sweet!
Everyone else: Silken tofu without chili oil and garlic sauce is a crime!
Reading guide:
1. A food-focused farming novel with a male lead, mostly featuring modern snacks.
2. Set in an imaginary dynasty. The historical details are all made up as I go.
3. The cooking process is based entirely on online tutorials. I'm not a professional.
Coming soon: The Green Tea Top's Survival Guide [Quick Transmigration]
Fang Baini had long legs, a slim waist, and strikingly delicate features. He was used to relying on his good looks to get whatever he wanted.
To live a life of leisure, he hooked up with a wealthy heir several generations removed from the family fortune. The man was not only handsome, but also came from an impressive family.
After spending a while living off his lover, Fang Baini grew tired of it. The rich heir was far too clingy.
Just as he was planning to slip away...
The next second, a System selected him to become a cannon fodder character in a series of small worlds, helping the male lead build his career and find love.
Fang Baini: Is this even something a human would do?
System: Look at the male lead's waist, those legs. Perfect, aren't they? Our goal is to get him together with the male or female lead.
Fang Baini nodded obediently.
To return to reality, Fang Baini had no choice but to follow this strange System around and spend every day trailing after the male lead.
System: The male lead hates green tea types like you. Go on, act cute with him.
Fang Baini: ???
To complete his mission, Fang Baini had no choice but to grit his teeth and go over.
He followed the System's instructions to the letter, but why was the plot taking such a strange turn?
Much later...
The System asked suspiciously, "What were you and the male lead doing in that room last night? Why couldn't I see anything?"
Fang Baini blinked and casually brushed it off. "You told me to persuade him, didn't you? We talked by candlelight and slept side by side all night. It was exhausting."
The System saw that the male lead's mood improved whenever Fang Baini left his room in the morning, so it reluctantly believed him.
When the System learned the truth later, it exclaimed, "I told you to get the female lead and the male lead together, not you and the male lead!"
1. A gorgeous but talentless singer top x an award-winning actor bottom whose resources have been drained by a newcomer.
System: What do you know? The male lead likes strong, hardworking, innocent types. He hates talentless pretty boys who never work hard like you.
System: The male lead is an upright and honorable person. He hates people who throw themselves at him. Find a chance to lie in his bed and make him despise you.
Following the System's instructions, Fang Baini arranged to go over the script with him that evening, then climbed into the male lead's bed when he wasn't looking.
Male lead: There's this kind of good luck?
2. Genius game streamer top x esports team captain bottom.
Other worlds to be decided.
One-on-one. The bottom is the same person in every world.
Theme: Yesterday is gone. Make the most of today.
... This family... I know the author wants to write that this family attaches great importance to the lost child, but this is not the reason for their sudden attack. If your good friend suddenly finds his family, and his family suddenly targets you and tells you not to play with such unreasonable people, not all of us rich people can reach high places, would you be happy? Do you want to pretend to be a grandson to please him? They have never fulfilled their parental responsibilities for a day. Although they are not malicious, this is not the reason for them to dictate their children's lives as soon as they come up. It doesn't necessarily hurt to completely deny the child's life, it seems to look down upon: without us, your life will be worse than a dog.
I really feel sick about this relative. There is no need. There is really no need for this kind of plot. It looks so humble. He can really act coquettishly, cook, love his wife, and make money. He still has to be treated like this by relatives and friends. It is better to have no love line and a career line.
I don't like the attitude of Xinji's parents. This is their attitude towards Xingzhou. Xinji, please stop recognizing them! It's not that you don't want parents, but parents like the situation in the article. Save yourself from fire and water, the lover who supports each other along the way, and the parents you just met. My parents, whom I just met now, are making irresponsible remarks about myself and my loved ones, saying that they are not qualified to do so. Although they didn't subjectively allow Xinji to be stolen, the result was that they were separated from their parents since childhood and suffered a lot. After enduring great hardships, I finally found a good lover and lived a good life. At this time, my parents recognized me, but it was Xinji and the others who came to the door on their own, and I got this attitude. Hate them so much. It seems that they will get the glory of Gong Shou in the future. With their current attitude, they feel unworthy.
The front is fine, but the one in the back is like the young master who accidentally disappeared from a rich family. It is a bit poisonous. The two male protagonists are very good together. They are free and carefree. How can they find real relatives? The male protagonist has no relatives. The appearance of the Qi family is purely for the character of water. They also embarrass the male protagonist. After recognizing his son, didn't they investigate his previous life? Also, if the male protagonist is really doing business, he probably even loses his pants. He didn't know that his wealth was not revealed at all, but he still gave him a basket of snails and a basket of candies. This kind of novel can be read for fun, but it cannot be used for thinking at all. Xiaobai, who just left, wrote about delicious food and started a wealthy family.
Srds, I really don't like the Qi family after watching this plot. I have to say that the Qi family never appeared in Qi Xinji's life. Qi Xinji married the male protagonist first and then met the Qi family. The Qi family just so confidently intervened in the couple's life and caused chaos everywhere? Even if we take a step back, when a husband and wife live a harmonious life, parents and relatives of both parties are always involved in it. This is also a taboo in marriage. No matter what the problem is, it can easily interfere with other people's good marriages and cause problems... In short, I can understand the Qi family emotionally, but I don't think the Qi family has the right to look at Lu Xingzhou with hostility. After all, in terms of first come, first served, Lu Xingzhou comes first and the Qi family comes last.
Sudden acknowledgment. . Then he started picking and choosing. Speechless
Why is there suddenly a separation of life experiences... Isn't it good to just open a store in an ordinary way? ... The more you look at it, the more you read... The original intention of reading this article was because I wanted to read a cool article on how to develop food and make a lot of money instead of reading this...
If the warm baby is torn open, it will become hot...
Subtly reminds me of the sense of community I had when I went to eat Haidilao on my birthday...
Nail baking lamp, where did electricity come from in ancient times?