Help! My ex wants to get back together. If I take my current partner along to mooch food and drinks, will they get into a fight?
People at the dinner: me, my current partner, my ex, and an older student I barely know.
If they fight, who gets beaten up?
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First-floor reply: I'm dying. This is a battlefield.
Second-floor reply: I don't get it. Anyway, OP, cover your bases. Your life matters.
Third-floor reply: Don't listen to the person above. Bring a watermelon knife.
Nth-floor reply: OP, are you still alive?
OP: Replying to the person above: I'm doing great. Just not alive anymore.
The ex is dead, and my current partner dumped me.
OP is single again.
Theme: The next one will be better
They are so good at it, they shed tears.