[Blurb]:
Ling Lie is a newly crowned Best Actor in the entertainment industry, handsome enough to make heaven and earth seethe with envy. But all his fans are simply fans of his looks, not the kind who dream of dating him.
That's because he's exactly like his name suggests: famously cold and fierce. When he has no expression, he's like an Antarctic iceberg, cold enough to freeze you to death. When he does have an expression, he looks like a brooding demon king, frightening enough to scare you to death.
Onscreen, he's a ruthless villain who makes the leads tremble at the very mention of his name. Offscreen, he's an aloof heartthrob who barely speaks.
Just as his fans thought their perpetually single Best Actor was destined to spend his life alone, he suddenly announced he was joining a variety show about raising kids.
His fans were so thrilled they nearly set off firecrackers, celebrating that Ling Lie had finally gotten married. They had no idea which bodhisattva had sacrificed herself for the cause, but either way, they were grateful she had done the public a service.
But then worry set in. With his awful temper, wouldn't he scare the child into tears on the very first day?
So every fan became a bodyguard, keeping watch over the livestream around the clock to protect the little one. After all, with a dad that handsome, the kid was sure to be the cutest in the world!
On the first day, Ling Lie twisted the quilt into a rope. The soft, pale little dumpling complained in a babyish voice, "That's not how you fold a quilt, Dad. You're so silly!"
Then she folded it into a perfect square.
On the second day, Ling Lie turned the formula into tofu pudding. The little dumpling gazed at him with tear-filled eyes. "Dad, it's amazing you've managed to stay alive this long!"
Then she climbed onto a stool and heated up breakfast.
On the third day, Ling Lie broke the Rubik's Cube the production crew had hidden the task clues in. The little dumpling propped her chin on both hands, looking worried. "Dad, what will you do when I'm not around to look after you?"
Then she solved the 5x5 Rubik's Cube in no time.
Viewers were moved to tears and said, "Wow, the little one is so cute and clever! Ling Lie must have saved the universe in his past life to have such a quick-witted daughter!"
They also remembered to cheer her on: "Sweetie, it must be hard bringing Dad on the show today! You're amazing!"
Even the media came up with headlines like: "A Thirty-Something Dad Who Can't Manage Everyday Life, and His Three-Year-Old Daughter Who Sticks by Him. So Touching, Everyone Who Watched It Cried."
Ling Lie: ???
On the tenth day, the little one suddenly came crying to Ling Lie, her eyes swollen like walnuts. "Waaah, what do I do? The flowers are going to wilt!"
Ling Lie was overcome with fury. In an instant, the skies darkened and the earth changed color. A silver dragon soared into the clouds, and A City was drenched in torrential rain for three days and three nights.
His manager: "...Have you ever heard of a watering can?"
Note: 1. This story mainly focuses on family bonds, with some romance between the parents.
2. This book is also known as The Genius Baby and Her Idiot Dad.
*** Coming soon: Swapping Bodies with My CEO Husband Made Me Famous. Please add it to your collection!
[Blurb]:
Ye Qiqi is a B-list actress buried at the very bottom of the entertainment industry. Born into poverty, she entered show business to pay off her debts. Cautious and timid, she's soft-hearted and easy to bully. Her philosophy in life: Put up with things and all will be calm. She's an easy target for anyone in the industry, nicknamed "Scaredy-Cat at Everything."
Tan Mulin is the heir to the Tan family of A City. Growing up, he always got whatever he wanted, living boldly and doing as he pleased. His philosophy in life: Never let anyone get away with anything. He's a notorious troublemaker in the industry, nicknamed "A Menace Every Day."
Later, the two were forced to marry because of a casual promise made by their elders.
Tan Mulin thought: Where did this cowardly little quail come from? She trembles just because I glare at her. How boring.
Ye Qiqi thought: I'm just a lousy three of a kind. How could I ever handle a trump card like him? Keep me out of it.
By unspoken agreement, they both kept their marriage secret. They only saw each other twice in three months.
One day, they swapped bodies~
Everyone noticed that the usually timid and cautious actress Ye Qiqi had suddenly changed her style! Her wild antics landed her on the trending charts every day:
When she lost a role to someone else on a TV drama set, she walked off the production and exposed a shocking secret about the supporting actress.
When a variety show edited her out of the footage, the next day she had the director, who favored the powerful and looked down on the weak, blacklisted.
When a contestant talked back to her on a talent show, she bought his company and kicked him out.
People in the industry noticed that the Tan family's young master, who had always been unbearably arrogant, had suddenly changed his ways.
When Old Master Tan scolded him for neglecting his duties, he replied, "Yes, yes, you're right. I'll turn over a new leaf and keep working hard."
When his rich second-generation friends invited him out for drinks and street racing, he said, "There are many roads, but safety comes first. Why not brew some goji berries in a thermos instead?"
When a subordinate at the company messed up a bid, he didn't curse them out. Instead, he smiled and said, "Thanks for all your hard work. Let's do better next time."
Later, one of them went from an obscure nobody to a top-tier star by causing a ruckus everywhere in the entertainment industry, while the other went from being an annoying pest to everyone's favorite by working diligently at the company.
For the first time, netizens realized that Ye Qiqi actually looked kind of cool when she got angry!
After swapping back, Ye Qiqi was struck like a bolt of lightning. "I didn't! I swear! Director, please let me explain!"
The next second, a carefree, devil-may-care man cornered her against the wall and pointed to a red mark on his neck. His voice was low and husky. "Would you like to explain this first?"
Theme: Protecting family bonds and growing up happily
I was scared by the cover... I thought it was a supernatural horror article
I didn't expect the guests to have other secrets. Hahaha. So handsome.
The copywriting is very interesting, and I am more interested in pre-orders. I clicked on the column and saw that there were four serialized articles, and none of them were completed. I was panicked. Author, can you keep updating normally? Can i trust you?
Wow, that means the heroine is biological, right?
I want to see my parents fall in love, woo hoo
I've been waiting for this chapter for a long time, and I really prefer the plot of the male and female protagonists. Sorry, little cutie Tuanzi, my sister is more interested in the stories about your parents, hehe.
We haven't gotten to know each other yet, but when we get to know each other and play games, everyone will cheat on each other.
My cute little girl loves it the most~
I'm kind of looking forward to my parents' love line.
Doesn't it feel like it matches the copywriting?