I Won't Obey My Husband

Over-the-top version of the blurb: Xiao Tang is a stand-in bride who loves money more than life itself. What are the Lessons for Women? She has no idea. But she's seen plenty of erotic bedroom scenes. So what good does that do her? None at all, because she isn't the Buddha or Guanyin. She can't guess at past lives or this one, and this is nothing but a one-sided crush. Zhu Shanzhao is the frail only son of the Zhu family. What does it mean to be alive? An inescapable smell of medicine, and a wife who's a shrew. Reincarnation? No need to visit the underworld. Just take a nap. He fell asleep in Yangzhou and woke up ten years later, to find that everything had changed beyond recognition. Duan Shaoze is the noble Crown Prince of Yingu. When His Highness says it's raining, even the wind in the sky dares not blow. An egg with no yolk?! Is that an insult? And this person is a woman? How can you tell? He lost both his wife and his soldiers. This really isn't the best ending. Director, let's start over! Xie Zhitong is really just a nameless extra of a hero. Heard the story about the golden axe? You threw away a glass hairpin, and I give you a gold-and-jade hairpin in return. What a deal! I came out ahead! Haven't you noticed that BOSSes are always hidden? Thanks to our friend waterpig303 for the idea. Here's the blurb in the style of a sentimental advice column: Poor girl, tangled up with three men while burdened by a terrible secret~~o(∩_∩)o Here's a little shameless plug~ My new project~ A modern romance~ This story has a lighthearted tone, a down-to-earth heroine, a naturally clueless hero, and the occasional appearance of three, four, five, or six mysterious characters. There may be some angst, the plot is outrageous, and there's melodrama everywhere. Before you start reading, please buy a cross, a lightning rod, an umbrella, biscuits, sunflower seeds, and other supplies from the author. All sales are final! No bringing your own stools or food, and don't throw bricks or eggs and pollute the environment. No arriving late or leaving early! Those in the front row, remember your umbrellas and raincoats, in case the author gets carried away and sprays everyone with wild enthusiasm and melodrama! Please log in if you can. I'll give points to anyone who leaves a comment longer than 25 characters! I'm going back through the earlier comments now. Thanks! If you put yourself up for a ranking, in the end you'll have to pay the price... The final bonus chapter, Jing Nian Zhi Ji Shi, is in the VIP announcement! I'm not posting fake updates! Here's my shameless dog looking remorseful and roaring in apology! This is the advertising divider This is part of my modern-fiction series, written when I was bored out of my mind... Actually, I'm one of those people who'd die if I didn't start new projects, and I'm also a member of the Start Strong, End Weak, and Keep Adding Epilogues Club! By the way~ It's complete! A historical romance by Lao Qian, with a heroine as clear as spring water, the scheming Second Young Master Meng, the seemingly sunny Xiao Si who's actually full of wicked ideas, and the hopeless Mo Han~ Watch one woman play mahjong with three men! La la~ A realistic story by Qing Tan~ About the emotional lives of Chinese people in North America~ Betrayed love, wounded hearts, everything shattered to pieces. This is the friendship-link divider Theme: