Pre-collection of "Do Bionic Evil Spirits Hurt?"
[Fragile natural beauty vs silent doting robot]
Since purchasing a living robot, Rong Chimiao has been feeling that something is not right at home lately.
There are so many mosquitoes - there are always a lot of red marks on my body for no reason
I'm always being pressed into bed by ghosts - I'm often out of breath when sleeping
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that his living robot is a bionic evil spirit? Evil spirits... They should be attracting evil spirits, Rong Chi miao thought innocently.
As a famous genius scientist in the Star Alliance at the age of 18, few people know that Rong Chimiao is a beautiful idiot who is useless in all ten items - he can't cook or do housework, he gets lost when he goes out for a second, and he can starve himself to death while working.
In order to maintain his daily life, this genius brought back a blood-covered robot from the robot market a few months ago that introduced himself to him and claimed to be a bionic evil spirit.
"Fortunately, I brought you back at that time. After we left that day, the robot market was massacred by the hateful star thieves." Rong Chi said with sadness.
The bionic evil spirit said yes and kissed the back of his hand respectfully.
Rong Chi squinted his eyes happily for a second
Although my bionic evil spirit is talkative and dull, it doesn't look like it's very good at housework.
But he is good-looking, and his body temperature is always warm, so it is very useful to warm the bed!
At night, Mr. Bionic Evil held his arms around his snow-white shoulders, kissed his beautiful and defenseless sleeping face for the 186th time, and silently recited the Star Alliance Expeditionary Force Regulations until dawn.
At dawn, the bionic evil spirit got up and prepared breakfast for his master. At eight o'clock, he knelt on one knee in front of the bed.
He picked up the master's instep and kissed it: "Master, it's time to get up."
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A major general of the Covenant Expeditionary Force disappeared after being injured in a battle. The chief of staff went through a lot of hard work and finally connected to the major general's signal equipment again.
He was extremely excited. The major general had outstanding military exploits and a distinguished status. The people of the entire Star Alliance were looking forward to his return.
However, he heard the noble major general on the other end say in a respectful voice: "Master, dinner is ready, please come and dine."
Chief of Staff:?
A soft and waxy voice sounded: "Hey, your hands are blistered by the oil splash. Does it hurt?"
"It hurts."
"Do bionic evil spirits also feel pain?"
"Yes," the major general who was always serious in speech seemed to speak a little softer, like a puppy asking for favor, "Master, please blow it for me, and it won't hurt anymore."
Chief of Staff:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Purpose: I hope everyone can meet the lover who makes him change his code of conduct