[I plan to change this blurb.]
The Cicada-Clad Empress, feared by everyone in the cultivation world, was reborn in modern times as a three-and-a-half-year-old little girl named Lu Paopao.
Her three disciples arrived ten years before her, and their careers were already flourishing.
Her eldest disciple, Qu Xiuzhu, used to cultivate artifacts and now manages a Fortune 500 company.
Her second disciple, Xie Yanqing, used to cultivate pills and is now a surgeon at a top-tier hospital.
Her youngest disciple lazily lifted his eyelids. "Me, Jiang Xingzhou, a top-tier star."
Lu Paopao: "You've all become outstanding people again. You certainly haven't brought shame upon your master, quack."
In her previous life, Lu Paopao could cut apart the realms of humans and demons with a single sword. Now all she could do was cuddle a cup of hot milk and mutter to herself.
"I want to unite the four oceans and seven continents!"
"No, you don't have any cultivation now."
"I want to found a sect and pass down my Dao forever!"
"No, that's against the core socialist values."
Lu Paopao wiped her tears with her little hands. "I want yogurt melts."
Her disciples: "We'll buy them!"
The Cicada-Clad Empress once ruled the world for years, but now she had to make a living by being cute.
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Qu Xiuzhu spent a fortune creating a variety show just for Lu Paopao. Jiang Xingzhou was called upon in an emergency to become his young master's guardian.
Lu Paopao on camera: an adorable, well-behaved little darling, winning fans online.
Lu Paopao in real life: Xingzhou, heat up my milk. Xingzhou, hurry up and cook. Xingzhou, come dig bamboo shoots.
The aloof, cold Jiang Xingzhou joined the first episode of the show. He learned to cook and do laundry.
He gained even more fangirls.
Weibo hot searches kept popping up:
#How daring are variety shows these days#
#Three sentences that make an arrogant actor soften up and let you pat his head#
#Zhou-Pao versus Pineapple: The Comparison Group#
#How many of our country's boys have lost their masculinity because of the term "boy mom"?#
Fans: Huh? Is this the enemy?
The next day, fans edited together clips of Jiang Xingzhou in action scenes and shouted: We want boy moms!
Theme: Slow down and take a look
