[Updates are currently as frequent as I can manage, usually weekly or whenever I get around to it, because I have internship work to deal with lately. The plot logic is dead, so don't overthink it. The author often writes in a confusing way, and the setting isn't limited to Gotham and the Batfamily.]
When Lu Xien woke up, he found himself lying in a trash can in Crime Alley, Gotham...
He had lost all his memories and was nobody at all, except for an unknown, ominous System.
Pressed by Red Hood, who insisted on taking him home, he casually made up a fake identity to get out of it.
"My dad is an insanely controlling CEO. He's one of the three richest men in America, with businesses all over the country. He's a tyrant. My mother is a useless Oriental beauty, and their marriage was arranged by their families. They never loved each other, but they had me. Our family relationships are terrible, so I ran away from home."
Jason, AKA Red Hood, felt his blue eyes tremble beneath his helmet. That's Bruce! Though he wasn't married, let alone in an arranged marriage. Could he have had another kid after Damian? Then again, it wasn't necessarily Bruce. Maybe it was Tim! Jason had always known Tim was a little control freak. Now he even had a kid!
System: ...You're pretty good at making things up. You've got quite an imagination.
Lu Xien: Just tell me, isn't it brilliant?
The System's calm, gentle voice guided him through his missions, one step at a time, and he unlocked a whole string of strange achievements.
He put Robin in a magical-girl outfit, and the System told him he'd unlocked the achievement [A Father's Love, A Son's Filial Piety: Which One of Us Calls the Other Dad?]
After a magical mishap turned Batman into a woman, he tried to fix it with a healing roll. He rolled a critical failure, punched Batman, and gave him an "I love you three thousand" buff, unlocking [A Roomful of Filial Piety: Grandparents and Grandchildren, Generations Apart, Yet Close as Can Be]
He tried to set Jason up with his magic teacher, unlocking [Forbidden Ethics: Hurricane and Robin (Little Wing Edition)]
Lu Xien: ???
He tried to set Tim up with Jason's magic teacher, unlocking entry 2/3 in the achievement collection [Forbidden Ethics: Hurricane and Red Robin]
System: You... really are a master shipper, the leader of a heretical cult.
[He is arrogant, but the halting words that pass his lips are all poetry. He is carefree, but the unsteady steps he takes lead through the human world.]
[I will fill the yard with roses, hiding loaded guns among them. I will wander with the wind, crossing mountains and seas, and kill every delusion that isn't real.]
● The whole story is a lighthearted comedy. Lu Xien's mother is an original character. The timeline is chaotic, characters may be out of character, and there will also be original characters. It has a touch of cosmic horror, tabletop roleplaying, and original worldbuilding. The author makes up whatever settings they like. A DC and Marvel crossover world.
● A rescue spanning worlds and time. Love can level mountains and seas, longing can stretch across the ages. Only love and longing must never be betrayed.
● The author's writing is terrible, and some lines are adapted from literary writers. It's like writing an essay, sob sob. Lu Xien is romantic, but I'm not.
[Extra Chapters]: To the Glorious Years of the Past and Your Bright Future
[Glorious Years: Solitary Traveler] (Not unlocked yet, to be added): After thinking for a long while, the two of them wished each other well.
[Hurricane and Bird: All Beneath the Frosty Sky]
[Like Morning Dew: The Days Gone By Are Bitter]
[Those Who Walk the Evil Path Will Not See the Tathagata]
Theme: The Waynes' greatest bane, that laughable dignity
So which hero subdued Damian?
Ah... The suspicious pause in the first chapter when he said Tim was a popular name and asked the child if he didn't like his third uncle. Chapter 2 said that Jason's motorcycle looked familiar, and he was also extremely concerned about whether the child was secretly ordering takeout. Chapter 3 complains about the injustice of raising children, and mutters about why he didn't know Alfred the cat could do a backflip Chapter 4: He calls himself the second detective in the world System, you... Are the third uncle, right? () Or is it something based on Uncle San as a template...?
Hahahahaha, Qiuqiu, would you like to ask if there are any articles about Tuan Takeaway and Gotham? I want to see the scene where China's largest local force consecrates gods abroad
Lucien: I regard you as my father, but you want to be my brother
My father is young, hahahaha, even though he knows what's going on, he still can't help laughing.
The dislocated jaw of a gnawing cat... Why does this look familiar?
Laughing to death, riding a dog and chewing a cat, I think I saw an up owner doing this on station B.
Geng Geng Yu Huai's mother killed all the children who bullied him, and then told him that it was your responsibility. . . It doesn't feel a bit ooc for a bat family. . . Never mind, I still like this setting regardless of this point.
Shit, these two adults are trash! It's crumbs! How shameless!
So he doesn't love his father or his mother, even his third uncle hates him, but he only likes Jason (what's going on with this kid)