Transmigrating into Hunter: Baili

My name is Baili. Ah, my name now is Baili Zoldyck.

That was the first mess I got saddled with after arriving in the world of Hunter x Hunter.

You think transmigrating is really just a matter of suffering and dying a few times before getting a HAPPY ENDING?

It takes perseverance, courage, and an unparalleled ability to take a beating.

Great, I've got all of those. So can I make a grand, carefree go of transmigrating?

Bullshit!

If that were all it took, that bastard FJ wouldn't be drawing a shonen fighting manga!

Perseverance: I don't give up easily, no matter what I'm doing. (Of course, "easily" means by normal standards. In the Hunter world... ahem, I'm a total fence-sitter.)

Courage: You can toss me into the Zoldyck family and I won't even react. If you say that isn't courage, I'll grab a knife and fight you! (Are you sure you weren't just too scared to move? = =)

Ability to take a beating: I can get punched until I spit blood, get beaten until I'm crippled, have the house collapse on me, even see the Earth destroyed, and still not die. I think I'm more miserable than that creature called Xiaobao (from the Hunter fanfic Undying).

At least it heals instantly, right?

I have to wait until my arms and legs are nearly all broken before I get healed in one go!

I understand that Hell promotes thrift, but does it really have to be like this?

This is shoddy service!

I'm suing you all!!!!!

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This is the exciting story of a strange woman who is not only useless, but also fails to make use of her talents and has a deadpan face. She struggles through the Hunter world and eventually becomes strong anyway. Let's give her a round of applause!

[That's the introduction to my new story = = I hope everyone likes this kid named Baili = =]