
The Fake Occult NPC Was Read Like a Book After Starting a Livestream (Infinite Flow)
假玄学npc直播后被读心了(无限)
by Wu Qiao (雾樵)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 97k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
I've hit a bit of a wall and probably won't finish this. Sorry.
Duan Jin woke up one day to find that he'd gone from being an NPC in a level to a streamer in a horror game!
Duan Jin: ...
To survive, he had to complete the System's tasks. With no points, no items, and the hardest possible start in the level, Duan Jin, who'd relied on supernatural tricks and bluffing his way through levels, thought it over and decided to lie flat and keep laying low.
When the players accidentally triggered a level-wide battle royale and ran for their lives as a horde of vampires chased them, he sat down calmly, ethereal and otherworldly, holding a banner that didn't match his vibe at all.
Twenty years of professional tooth repair! Don't miss your chance!
The furious vampires suddenly stopped. After a moment's hesitation, they bared their fangs, revealing canines riddled with cavities, and lined up to see Duan Jin.
Watching his points skyrocket after earning a fortune, Duan Jin grinned. Of course an NPC knows NPCs best~
When the vampires didn't chase them, the players turned around in confusion. What in the world was that?
When Duan Jin accidentally fell into a river along with the players, he found it was home to a group of giant octopuses. Seeing someone fall in, they excitedly waved their tentacles, eager to show off and scare the humans foolish enough to trespass in their territory.
One octopus had just poked its head out when it caught sight of Duan Jin in the water and immediately recoiled in fright. "Everyone, run! That freak is here!"
The octopus still remembered sneaking into a player's livestream that day and seeing with its own eyes how that handsome man, who looked like a god and seemed completely harmless, smiled as he tore a monster in half with his bare hands!
That monster had nearly died of fright! Were streamers really this terrifying now?!
Duan Jin: ???
Is it talking about him?
While clearing a level, a player opened the game forum to see if they could find any clues. They noticed a post that had been bumped to the top by a crowd of players, so they clicked it curiously.
"Whatever you do, watch out for someone called Gou Sheng!"
"Yeah! He looks good, but he's a weirdo with no conscience and a whole bag of bizarre tricks!"
After reading the other players' tearful complaints from start to finish, the player nodded in deep agreement. Apparently, Gou Sheng often carried a banner and a worn-out cloth bag.
The player froze and looked up at the person reading the post with him.
A banner and a worn-out cloth bag...
Duan Jin, engrossed in the post, noticed his stare. He cleared his throat and pointed at the name on his banner, completely untroubled. "See? What Gou Sheng does has nothing to do with Master Duan!"
After making his case, he stormed off, looking angry but actually feeling guilty.
While clearing a level, Duan Jin met a mysterious man.
The man's identity was a mystery. He could only appear at certain times, and in the game he could decide whether people lived or died. He was just a little too straightforward.
Duan Jin had a crooked idea and wanted to trick him into working for him, but then he discovered that whenever their skin touched, the man could hear his thoughts!
Duan Jin: ...That's terrifying!
Once, while fooling a player, Duan Jin said, "Monks don't lie. Don't worry, everything I'm saying is true."
Qin Sui, whose arm was pressed against his as he heard Duan Jin's thoughts: ...
[I'm not a monk. I'm just a half-baked Daoist, so I don't count as a religious practitioner.]
Later, Duan Jin was horrified to discover that the man could even hear his thoughts when they were being intimate!
A fake Daoist who has made a habit of laying low, uke x a pure-hearted System, seme
*Many of the comedic jokes in this story come from the internet.
*The protagonist's golden finger isn't very powerful. He gets through levels mostly by keeping his head down, and his tricks never stop. The overall tone is comedic (I think?).
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After the horror game merged with the real world, monsters ran rampant. Anything in daily life could suddenly become a trigger, and the influence of the levels awakened the darkness deep in many people's hearts.
Bai Yongyan, who is face-blind and socially anxious, had been hiding at home for a month because of his social anxiety. When he finally managed to go out, he discovered that the world had changed.
At the convenience store beside the cemetery, strange people come and go from time to time. If you're dragged in to watch the store, never answer them or meet their eyes, or they'll pull you into the abyss.
"Your takeout is here. Would you like stir-fried thigh meat or steamed human brains?" A humanoid monster wearing a delivery vest licked the face of the person in front of it with a half-meter-long tongue and asked with a smile.
There were also enormous spherical creatures roaming the streets, endlessly stuffing people into their bellies in hopes of producing offspring and trying to randomly snatch a lucky newborn.
That's terrifying! π_π
The first time Bai Yongyan left his room and met a monster's eyes.
The timid, socially anxious Bai Yongyan screamed: Aah!
The monster: Aah!!!
Bai Yongyan watched the monster flee in a panic: !?
No one knew that after enduring endless darkness and bloodshed, Bai Yongyan, who had once entered the horror game, developed an extremely violent alternate personality. He rose step by step from a sea of corpses and became the horror game's number one player.
After his alternate personality was inadvertently triggered, Bai Yongyan went on a rampage. A cold mechanical voice came from the sky above.
[Ding! The number one player in the horror game rankings has appeared! The rankings are now active. All players, do your best to gather and clear the levels!]
[The player who becomes number one by any means will gain the ability to control every monster and be crowned king of this world!]
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The general and his wife were childhood sweethearts with a deep bond. His concubine-born daughter was the result of a drunken night with a maid, and he paid her little attention.
The legitimate daughter was about to marry when her fiance died in battle. Unable to get out of the marriage, she set her sights on her half-sister, Yi Manling, and wanted her to take her place. Yi Manling was too timid to speak up, and though she was unwilling, she could only agree through her tears.
Unexpectedly, not long after Yi Manling was married, her fiance returned safely!
In the year or so since their wedding, her husband and her half-sister had often gone out together, behaving intimately like a married couple.
Yi Manling watched them without a hint of emotion. She had always been obedient.
Until she met Mu Hun, the dashing and otherworldly Ninth Prince, who had just returned to secular life. His expression was compassionate, and he held a string of sandalwood prayer beads, looking sacred and pure.
He peeled away her timid exterior, stirring up the deepest malice and resentment hidden in her heart.
He told her to fight for what she wanted, and that whether she was ruthless or bullied the weak, he would take care of everything.
Yi Manling had thought Mu Hun must have a heart of gold. When she was forced to ask for his help, she came to him with teary eyes, looking delicate and sorrowful.
The Buddhist prince Mu Hun sat atop a high dais, dressed in flowing white, handsome and distinguished. His jade-like fingers gently rolled the prayer beads, and his dark eyes looked down at her.
"After your divorce, stay by my side."
Yi Manling abruptly looked up and met a pair of dark eyes, deep as a wolf's.
With one mishap after another in his old romance, Jia Hongxuan suddenly remembered his wife of more than a year, Yi Manling, who was gentle and sweet.
That night, he went to her room. Separated by a screen, his wife said she was feeling unwell and was afraid of infecting him.
His wife lay in bed, her voice choked and trembling, still thinking only of him. Jia Hongxuan felt even more guilty and resolved to treat her well from then on.
But as he turned to leave, he didn't see Yi Manling lying in bed behind the screen, her clothes half undone and someone holding her in their arms, red marks scattered across her shoulder.
The Ninth Prince Mu Hun was born wicked and was sent to a temple to cultivate from a young age. After returning to the capital, he met a little turtle.
The little turtle stayed curled in her shell all day, letting everyone walk all over her, a complete coward.
But he sensed the resentment she had buried deep inside. He drew her in and took control of her, coaxing her to poke her head out of her shell and bare sharp teeth, biting apart everyone who dared to bully her.
Mu Hun was very fond of the little turtle. He thought he wouldn't mind spending the rest of his life with her.
But one day, the little turtle ran away, carrying his child.
1v1, the heroine is not a virgin, the hero is. The hero pursues his wife after losing her. The male lead is a bad person and very twisted. The heroine is weak at first but stands up for herself later! Her weak phase only lasts for the first few chapters.
Theme: Everyone has a responsibility to oppose fraud!
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Personally, I feel that prison is a rehabilitation center
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