As Someone Who's Been a Ranpo Fan Since Birth, There's No Way I'll Get a Bad Ending

Hello, I'm Black Number Twelve, who for now has no idea who I am and is currently soaking in a can. Some guy called the Shepherd told me to go cause trouble. Send me 20 and I won't come to your house.

Just kidding.

One day, my peerless hero will come to save me, stepping out of the Picture Book. Wow, the guy who saved me is so handsome. Instant favorite!

So I transmigrated because I said Brother Wei was like a block of wood and wanted to jump into Bungo Stray Dogs to slap him across the face. Brother Wei, why are you so petty? Well, here we are. Your wife is fine, and the next second, mine.

Before You Read:

1. Mainly in first person, so come enjoy Brother Wei's one-of-a-kind perspective (x)

2. Prepare for my nonsense and out-of-character writing

3. Once the protagonist transmigrates, the timeline and events are completely different from the original. You can think of it as a Singularity (FGO). Now that you think of it that way, isn't it easy to forgive the OOC? Hehe.

4. Thanks a lot, zwkfk. I honestly thought you'd posted a fanfic as your manuscript.

5. I am the storm!!!!

April additions:

6. I've run out of my stockpile, so updates will be whenever! I'll come back to write myself some comfort food once I'm hungry enough (sob)

7. Please recommend some sweet French group fics for me to devour, pretty please! I'm starving!! It'd be even better if you told me the title in a comment on Chapter One!!! Love you all!!!!

Theme: Communication and understanding are the bridges that bring people together