I went to sleep for no reason and transmigrated into the body of a five-year-old brat. Just watch me master peerless martial arts. The emperor's arranged marriage? Fine, I'll get married. I'm not afraid. I'll run away from the wedding. How hard can that be? That prince from the rumors has a concubine, is gay, and can't speak? Wow, handsome guys are a dime a dozen in ancient times, and so are beautiful women. Could it really be just like the stories say, all natural and pollution-free? Looks like it is.