Capricious Words

The pairing is Mu Yingxiong x Wuming from The Storm Warriors Novel 5: Farewell, Wuming. I've loved these brothers for ages, but there are hardly any stories to satisfy my craving. Before I starved to death, I decided to take matters into my own hands and make my own food, while also using it to entice a beauty or two. [Is that even possible? = =] The original story covers the two brothers from age three to eighty. [I'm just saying, so just listen.] What else do you want everyone to imagine!? Smut? Come on! I love the sickly Wuming after he turns eleven. =3= The characters will probably be out of character. The only question is how far they'll stray. The original is so awesome that this story looks like some kind of review no matter how you read it. = = Want to play a game where you find the original lines? [Hint: The cheesier the sentence, the more likely it came from Danqing.] For those who haven't read Farewell, Wuming: Wuming = Mu Yingming = Wei Yingxiong. [A legend is a legend, and even the names are as perplexing as the legend itself,