Yue Qiao was spoiled rotten from childhood and always did whatever she pleased.
When the eighth man told her she had no heart, a bolt of lightning struck, and she transmigrated into the role of a vicious supporting character. Born with an irresistible allure, she was unable to cultivate, yet had delusions of grandeur and picked fights with the female lead at every turn, only to die a horrible death.
When Yue Qiao arrived, she was just about to break off her engagement to the male supporting character.
He was a destined hero in the making, devoted to the female lead. The female lead was trying to persuade Yue Qiao not to look down on a poor young man.
Unable to take any more, Yue Qiao simply picked up a knife.
What’s the point of living? The female lead hasn’t risen to power yet, so I’ll kill her first.
“You have been bound to the Plunder System.”
“From this moment on, intimate acts will allow you to plunder other people’s cultivation and spiritual power. The more you do it, the more you gain.”
“Cultivate together often, and ascension will be just around the corner.”
Yue Qiao: ?
*
On the eve of his tribulation, the Sword Venerable was schemed against and spent the night with a woman.
She was nothing but beautiful, spoiled, willful, and lazy.
He left her gold and silver before departing, and, worried she might come looking for him, took special care to erase his trail.
But on the first day after leaving, he missed her.
On the second, he missed her terribly.
On the third, he couldn’t take it anymore and went to find her.
The Sword Venerable took all his belongings and went to ask for her hand in marriage.
After a long search, he finally found her, only to discover three, four, five, six other men just like him.
They were all familiar faces.
His disciple, who had said he’d never take a cultivation partner in this life.
His violent sworn enemy, who fought everyone, everywhere, every day.
His aloof and solitary Daoist friend, who claimed to have cut off all worldly attachments.
A whole crowd vied to put shoes and socks on the woman who had just woken up.
She rose languidly, kicked aside the person blocking her way, and turned to reveal a breathtakingly beautiful face.
She was the very woman he had been searching for.
*
As Yue Jiao failed her tribulation and the gate to the Upper Realm was about to close, she saw her useless little sister again.
She wasn’t dead.
With black hair and green robes, she stood among the clouds, her body blazing with divine light.
She had long since become a god.
She told her:
“You idiot, men are for using, not saving.”
#The Plunder System is also known as the Occupation System. Plundering is the same as taking possession, and anyone who has been possessed will never forget the Host and will willingly submit. #
#A lie-flat approach to immortal cultivation: absolutely no effort, just enjoying life, while everyone else drowns in their turbulent passions. #
#Do bad things, then do them again next time. #
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