Taking on the Tumor

Kang Qi gets an unexpected visitor who calls himself "I, the Emperor." Without even saying hello, this guest moves straight into Kang Qi's body. It is only after seeing a doctor that Kang Qi is properly introduced to the fellow. His name is Tumor Lord.

This fellow is so full of himself, always acting high and mighty. He calls himself "I, the Emperor" and "the lonely sovereign," as though the whole world should bow before him. It makes Kang Qi furious.

And yet, there really is a chat group that dotes on Tumor Lord like he's the most precious thing in the world. It's a strange place, full of all the organs in Kang Qi's body. But what's wrong with everyone? Why are they all so afraid of Tumor Lord?

Want to know what happens in this mysterious chat group?

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Short skit:

Tumor Lord: I am the Emperor.

Pouch Stomach: Emperor? What? Is it edible?

Laughing Mouth: Emperor is a title. It's the ruler of the human world, though there aren't any anymore. It's outdated. Why do you only think about eating?

Pouch Stomach (angrily): And you can talk? Take a look at yourself! If you don't eat, how am I supposed to eat?

Laughing Mouth: But aren't you the one they call the "bottomless stomach"? Ha ha...

Pouch Stomach: ...

This is so infuriating! No, wait, it's making my stomach boil!

Tumor Lord: ...Hey! I'm right here! You're getting off topic!

Blurb for Building an Ancient-Themed Amusement Park:

This story is also known as: "Dear Husband, How Many Secret Identities Do You Have?"

These days, transmigrating isn't anything unusual. Gu Qi blinks twice and accepts that she's transmigrated. What she can't accept is that she transmigrated without getting a golden finger.

In this unfamiliar ancient world with its backward technology, how is someone like her, who knows nothing besides eating, drinking, and having fun, supposed to survive without a golden finger?

What? You say she should take up farming?

Heh, thanks, but no thanks! Ever heard of being unfit for physical labor and unable to tell the five grains apart? That's Gu Qi to a T. Should she go improve the rice seeds? It'd be more practical for her to first learn the difference between a seedling and a weed.

What? Invent soap and glass to make a fortune?

Heh, thanks, but no thanks! Gu Qi would need to remember the chemical formulas first. At the very least, she could remember a few folk recipes! Unfortunately, she can't remember those either. The fact that she still knows H2O is water is already a miracle her chemistry teacher must have prayed for.

What? You say she should become a chef?

Heh, thanks, but no thanks! Gu Qi does know a little about that, but can someone tell her how to convert "bake at 100 degrees for 10 minutes" into instructions for a wood-fired stove?

What? You want to know how those transmigration veterans did it? How come they all made such a success of themselves? Gu Qi wonders about that too. The problem is, the novels never explain!

At last, Gu Qi takes a hard look at herself and carefully considers what she's good at. It seems that the only thing she can do well is have fun!

She never expected that her fun and games would actually amount to something!

Theme: Believe in yourself. Even illness can be overcome!