[Readers who bought this before the giveaway compensation, please don't buy it now. The writing isn't good.]
Xi Que thinks he's just unlucky.
His beloved deceived and used him, then died and left him behind, yet Xi Que still went to various little worlds to save the pieces of his beloved.
That would be bad enough, but his gentle beloved got the wrong idea and insists Xi Que is deeply in love with him.
[Modern World]
Xi Que has a beloved senior at school who treats him wonderfully and saves him from dire straits.
Later, the senior dies. Xi Que avenges him and becomes a grave keeper. His favorite things are cuddling the senior's memorial tablet as he sleeps soundly, then tending the grave and living a leisurely life.
Then one day, the senior who had been dead for five years came back to life. Oh, so his death had been a lie.
That wouldn't be a problem, except the senior came looking for him and insisted that Xi Que loved him, so he wanted to repay him by offering himself.
Xi Que stared at him, then silently hugged the memorial tablet tighter.
Back off, back off! You're going too far, even the tablet's going to get fooled!
[Apocalyptic World]
Xi Que was raised by his beloved, Mr. Xi, who died after Xi Que became the Zombie Emperor. He carried out Mr. Xi's last wish, wiped out all the zombies, and brought peace back to human society.
Humans kept him at a research institute, where he spent every day cuddling the collar Mr. Xi had left him, happily eating and waiting for death.
Then he discovered that Mr. Xi hadn't died. He had only wanted to trick him into saving the world.
Mr. Xi apologized and said he would take him away from the research institute and start dating him.
Xi Que hastily stuffed the collar into his arms.
Back off, back off! Do you think a place with free food and lodging is that easy to find?
[Immortal Cultivation World]
As the reincarnation of a Heavenly Demon, Xi Que's beloved master died. He took up his master's lifelong wish, spent more than a decade helping the world, and finally brought peace to the land.
Then he discovered his master hadn't died. He had faked his death to use Xi Que and deceive him.
But that was no big deal. Xi Que hugged the white bones his master had left behind when he faked his death, rolled over in a mass grave, and went right back to sleeping soundly.
But for some reason, his master kept coming to the mass grave and disturbing his sleep, saying he wanted them to become cultivation partners.
Xi Que clutched the bones, looking wary.
Back off, back off! Don't think you can trick me into letting go of my big skeleton!
At long last, his beloved came back to life.
Xi Que planned to retire after completing his mission, but the beloved he had revived clung to him and said he had no way to repay the favor of being brought back to life except by offering himself.
Back off, back off!
Reading Guide
They are each other's first love, in both body and heart.
The story starts with the male lead ending his fake death. There's a bit of a groveling arc, but the top isn't a scumbag, and they're all good babies.
A single-minded, easily fooled puppy bottom x a beloved top with gentleness carved into his bones [Warning: the top speaks in an extremely flowery way]
[Upcoming] "Don't Tell Anyone About My Chuunibyou"
Fu Jun has a secret:
He has superpowers, and the more chuunibyou he acts, the stronger he becomes.
He discovered his powers when he was eight, after shouting, "I wield a sword that can open Heaven's Gate."
The next moment, a gate really did open in the sky, with such earth-shaking force that he was scared and bawled his eyes out.
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Fu Jun kept the incident buried deep in his heart, not even telling the benefactor he had secretly loved for years.
Later, after the Gaokao, his benefactor made him a huge table of delicious food to celebrate.
Under the lights, his benefactor was gentle as jade and elegant in manner.
Fu Jun watched him, his heart fluttering like a startled deer, and confessed on impulse.
He was rejected.
Even worse, while fleeing home in heartbreak, he ran into a supernatural incident. He couldn't even find a place to cry in secret.
Fu Jun roared in anger, "Sword, come!"
In an instant, the celestial river flowed backward and countless blades filled the sky. The monster was blasted to nothing.
After that, Fu Jun completely let himself go, and the name "Emperor Jun Tian" spread among the superpowered.
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Zhu Helin, a specially appointed chief of the Supernatural Affairs Bureau, sponsored a lively, adorable boy, never expecting the boy to confess to him.
But as someone with superpowers who lived alongside danger, he didn't want to drag the boy into it.
That was until he saw Fu Jun in a deadly place crawling with monsters, standing with his hands behind his back in the middle of the horde, his sleeves fluttering and his red clothes dashing.
Using a broken branch as a sword, the handsome young man declared proudly, "Three million sword immortals dwell in the heavens. Even they must bow their heads when they see me!"
The monsters exploded. The boy sighed with feigned profundity, "Alone at the summit, with no rival."
The next moment, their eyes met.
Zhu Helin: "...Emperor Jun Tian?"
Fu Jun: "..."
"Aaaaaaaaaah!"
The boy ran off at full speed, killing monsters as he went.
"A thousand miles to kill one man, ten steps and none are left standing!"
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Extra Scene
Fu Jun pinned Zhu Helin against the wall, gazed up at him passionately, and said, "In all my life, I have never known defeat, yet I have lost to your gentleness."
Zhu Helin: "...Behave yourself. Stop fooling around."
Fu Jun chuckled softly and turned away with his hands behind his back. "A little wind and frost are nothing."
Zhu Helin: "..."
They are each other's first love, in both body and heart.
A hot-tempered, chuunibyou bottom who says whatever comes to mind x a gentle, refined top who is ruthless and has a lot to say.
A power couple; the bottom has the highest combat strength in the entire story.
Theme: Having seen the vastness of the world, one still feels compassion for the grass and trees.
Well, it's a bit hard to say. I really like this kind of plot when I read the copywriting. Is Bai Yueguang deceiving you and using you to save the world and then regretting it? [Transformed] I had already planned to have more than 200 chapters in this article, but when the second and third worlds were switched, I felt something was wrong. It was too fast, and many things were not explained clearly. It seemed that this was not a quick time travel but a role-playing game? Or something that changes identities very quickly, a fantasy of cultivating immortality? Anyway, it just didn't meet my expectations at all. The first world is a bit longer. It's really a pity that this is not a long article. Madam, we are destined to meet again [hug]. Of course, I also like the article about going crazy and being seen by the master [caigou]
Regarding the many questions raised by the seniors, Xiao Que, who remembered it, was able to answer all the questions. Some of them that he didn't want to answer were answered with silence, so Xiao Que is a very sincere person (doesn't like to lie)!
Xiao Que is so sincere that I feel like lying to him is a good or bad thing! That kind of feeling that Xiao Que is so easy to attack, how could he bear to lie to him!
Has the little magpie's body evolved again?
In the native worlds of Xiaoque and Gong, were their respective camps also opposed at the beginning?
Wow! Xiaoque's memory is back! [Star Eyes]
It's a very interesting and unconventional plot, especially the first world, but it's a pity [heartbroken]
Really or fake, it's gone [split][split]
Tail... Ears... Sucking jpg.[Love eyes]
Is the little magpie about to turn into a human?
If you continue like this, you will get PTSD, right?
Well, it's a bit hard to say. I really like this kind of plot when I read the copywriting. Is Bai Yueguang deceiving you and using you to save the world and then regretting it? [Transformed] I had already planned to have more than 200 chapters in this article, but when the second and third worlds were switched, I felt something was wrong. It was too fast, and many things were not explained clearly. It seemed that this was not a quick time travel but a role-playing game? Or something that changes identities very quickly, a fantasy of cultivating immortality? Anyway, it just didn't meet my expectations at all. The first world is a bit longer. It's really a pity that this is not a long article. Madam, we are destined to meet again [hug]. Of course, I also like the article about going crazy and being seen by the master [caigou]
Regarding the many questions raised by the seniors, Xiao Que, who remembered it, was able to answer all the questions. Some of them that he didn't want to answer were answered with silence, so Xiao Que is a very sincere person (doesn't like to lie)! Xiao Que is so sincere that I feel like lying to him is a good or bad thing! That kind of feeling that Xiao Que is so easy to attack, how could he bear to lie to him!
Has the little magpie's body evolved again?
In the native worlds of Xiaoque and Gong, were their respective camps also opposed at the beginning?
Wow! Xiaoque's memory is back! [Star Eyes]
It's a very interesting and unconventional plot, especially the first world, but it's a pity [heartbroken]
Really or fake, it's gone [split][split]
Tail... Ears... Sucking jpg.[Love eyes]
Is the little magpie about to turn into a human?
If you continue like this, you will get PTSD, right?