I, Donghuang, Am Done

Donghuang Taiyi carried the mission of bringing order to the world. He established the Heavenly Court and laid down its laws, only for the war between the Liches to destroy the ancient Heavenly Court... After his body and soul perished, he never expected that it had all been a dream. The moment he opened his eyes, he was back in the ancient wilderness. The demons were still wild and untamed, always eager to prove their strength. The Witches had muscles but no brains, flying into a rage at the slightest provocation. And the humans were scheming on all sides, stirring up trouble... With his subjects pulling him down from below and a wisecracking AI Heavenly Dao above, he thought he was facing hellish difficulty from the start... But then! Under the Fusang Tree, a little yellow chick hatching from its shell stared in shock. "Cheep?!!!" His Quasi-Saint cultivation had vanished overnight, and he had gone from a three-legged Golden Crow to a two-legged one... Could things get any worse?!!! Heavenly Dao: Yes! After the Heavenly Court was founded, the little yellow chick found himself surrounded by a group of round, fluffy balls of fur. He looked utterly world-weary. "Just kill me already. I'm done being Donghuang!" #Help! I inherited a kindergarten. How do I resign politely?!!! #Question: If demon babies build infrastructure, does that count as child labor? #Confession | The Heavenly Dao proposed to me, and I turned it down! Reader's guide: 1. The Classic of Mountains and Seas + the primordial wilderness + Taoist mythology = an unconventional primordial world. There are many original interpretations, but you can enjoy it even if you haven't read stories about the primordial wilderness. 2. The violent Donghuang Taiyi is the shou, paired with the two-faced Great Dao Hongjun as the gong. The pairing stays as is, with no switching. 3. Both are reborn. The gong has to win back his wife, and this is absolutely sweet indulgence with no angst for the shou. Theme: Education is the foundation of national rejuvenation and social progress. We should value education.