The Zombie Queen's Real Daughter = An Ordinary Girl? [Occult]

Because of certain real-life circumstances at the time, I had to give up on this novel. I regret it too... I hope I can finish it someday.

Coming soon: After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became Famous for Farming While Lying Flat [Variety Show]. Please add it to your favorites!

[Absurd, Self-Indulgent Metaphysical Comedy]

Zhen Mi spent seven lifetimes as the Zombie Queen before finally transmigrating back to her own world.

She discovered she was the doomed, early-death biological daughter in a fantasy novel.

Being a disposable side character was great. No KPIs, and no pressure to slack off and coast.

All Zhen Mi wanted was to be an ordinary eighteen-year-old girl and enjoy a simple life.

Unexpectedly, the Zombie Queen's powerful mental abilities came with her. She could see ghosts?!

From there, events ran completely out of control, like a horse that had bolted its reins.

*

Zhen Mi's diary:

At a banquet, Zhen Fu's friend asked, "Do you know the brand of this red wine?"

I shook my head.

She smiled as she explained, "This is Romanée-Conti. A bottle costs nearly forty thousand yuan. It's such a waste to let certain people drink something so precious."

I was confused. "Is it that precious? Dad seems to have given me a winery nearby. If you want some next time, just come find me."

Her expression turned so touched.

I kindly asked her again, "Do you believe in ghosts?"

She lifted her chin proudly. "You have to believe in science. Superstition is forbidden."

I quietly reminded her, "If you ever can't stand that karma ghost behind you blowing cold air at you, come find me. I'll give you a discount on an exorcism."

Her face twitched as she looked touched once again.

Another day of being helpful and acting like an ordinary girl. How nice!

P.S.

Zhen Mi's Guide to Being an Ordinary Girl:

Keep a low profile. Don't have any traits that draw attention!

Personality: Easygoing, cheerful, and helpful---Look at that vengeful ghost trying so hard to smile while trembling++++++check

Appearance: Ordinary and unremarkable---Take a look at those thick bangs and huge glasses in the mirror+++check

Grades: At least pass---Uh... Summon ghost servants++check

Romance: Absolutely no dating before adulthood---Well, she's an adult already+++check

(More to be added. If there's any disagreement, refer to the first rule!)

*

The cold and ruthless CEO Fu Yuxuan loves to cook, but his food can send people straight to the afterlife.

Until one day, he saw Zhen Mi reverently pick up the cake he'd made, flavored with mustard, honey, and turkey instant noodles, then eat every bite without changing her expression, savoring it the whole time.

Fu Yuxuan: "Th-this is true love? QAQ!"

Zhen Mi, whose taste buds had been ruined by being the Zombie Queen for too long: "..."

Confused cat.jpg.

A powerful heroine obsessed with being an ordinary girl X a cold on the outside, goofy on the inside CEO who falls for her and talks himself into it

P.S. Character art was sent by a lovely artist on BS. Sending love~

Coming soon: After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became Famous for Farming While Lying Flat [Variety Show]

Synopsis:

Mi Shu transmigrated into a book.

She became a disposable character in a melodramatic novel about the entertainment industry, wealthy families, and business rivalries.

The moment she opened her eyes, she was framing the heroine. A male supporting character was about to expose her, the entire internet would mock her, her company would put her on ice, and she would spend the rest of her life destitute. What a deadly start.

Mi Shu stroked her chin, fell silent for a long while, then readily admitted it: Yes, she did it!

As question marks filled the screen, Mi Shu packed up and ran away.

Mi Shu looked at the pocket dimension that had come with her and remembered the one thousand square meters of wasteland the original owner had received.

Why get involved in all that melodrama? Isn't it better to lie flat?

Mi Shu came from the interstellar future, where everyone was born with an ability. But her spatial ability, useful only for growing crops, was practically worthless. She spent her whole life striving for recognition and never got it.

Mi Shu gave up and lay flat.

In this era, having a spatial ability was more than enough!

Later, while Mi Shu was eating chilled, juicy watermelon and enormous strawberries in the sweltering summer heat, she received an invitation to join a lifestyle variety show.

Mi Shu: ?

==Nope.

But the penalty for backing out was a hundred million...

Fine. She'd just lie flat somewhere else.

*

Mi Shu never expected that openly admitting she'd done something wrong would earn her praise instead.

Netizens: "You're so charming. You've got my attention!"

When they first heard Mi Shu was joining the variety show Enjoying Life,

Netizens: "A slow-paced variety show? No way. With Mi Shu there, something's bound to happen! Are they going to fight?"

But Mi Shu gave everyone a demonstration of all kinds of ways to lie flat. She put all her effort into outsmarting the director and finding ways to lie flat.

She had everyone laughing until they cried.

Netizens: "What is this, a slow-paced variety show? It's a spit-out-your-food laughing show!"

And so the more Mi Shu lay flat, the more famous she became.

Later, a video of Mi Shu picking the giant strawberries, giant cherries, and rosy peaches she had grown went viral.

[How can her skin still be so fair after working under the blazing sun?!]

[Ahhhhh, her face is killing me!]

[Wait, are these even real-world fruits?! Strawberries the size of fists? Cherries as big as apples?]

[Not gonna lie, watching her eat them makes me really want some!!]

Netizens left comments in droves: Mi Shu, please post a link so we can buy your fruit!

Even fruit farmers flooded the comments: We'll pay top dollar for seeds!!

Finally, experts showed up too: Join the Academy of Agricultural Sciences. Getting a patent is within reach!

And so watermelon that brightened your complexion, strawberries that cleared up acne, and corn that helped your hair grow... all burst onto the scene!

Netizens wept with gratitude: Thank you, Mi Shu, for giving us the freedom to enjoy fruit, vegetables, and good health!

Mi Shu became the first celebrity in the entertainment industry to make a name for herself by applying for agricultural patents!

An extremely satisfying, feel-good story!

Theme: Without dreams, how are people any different from salted fish?