[Aaaaaah, so cute, cute, cute, cute! I love him!!!]
[One minute! I want all his information!!!!]
Dazai Osamu had pretended to be a transfer student at Namimori Middle School to gather intelligence. On his first day on campus, he was startled by these inexplicable screams.
But aside from a girl not far away, who glanced at him with a blank expression, there was no one else around.
Was he hearing things???
When he became her seatmate:
“So you’re the new transfer student? Tch.”
The girl stood before him, looking down at him with utter disdain.
[He’s so handsome! His eyes are amber, and he’s even wearing bandages. I love this kind of edgy boy so much, 1551!!!!]
[Man, know your place. I hereby decree that you are my official consort from now on!!!]
Dazai: ...
When he pretended to be a bad student and asked her for help with his homework as a cover for carrying out a mission:
“You don’t even know this?”
The girl looked impatient, as if she couldn’t understand how someone could be so stupid.
[Boohoohoo, you adorable airhead! So hot, so hot, you adorable airhead, you’re so irresistible!!!]
[I want to touch your beautiful curly hair so badly, boohoohoo!!]
Dazai: ...You’re really saying the opposite of what you mean, aren’t you?
After testing it again and again, he finally realized that, in addition to No Longer Human, he seemed to have acquired another ability: he could hear that girl’s thoughts.
But...
“Mafia?”
[The evil side, ugh! So dangerous. The mafia is my least favorite profession, bar none. If I ever run into one, I should get away as fast as I can!]
Dazai, who had already realized his own intentions weren’t entirely pure, nervously clutched his secret identity, afraid the girl would discover that he was one of the mafia she hated.
Until
Dazai was directing his underlings in a street shootout, gun in hand and blood running down his body, when the girl, who had impulsively decided to visit Yokohama, suddenly met his eyes...
Dazai: Is it still too late to say I just wandered into this?
Three seconds later:
[Yokohama! Mafia!!! He! Is! Actually! Dazai! Osamu!]
Dazai: I’m done for.
[Aaaaaah, I love this man!!! I love Dazai Osamu!!! Husband!!!!]
Dazai: ...
Dazai: ???
Dazai: !!!
A two-faced Wenwen-chan x Black-Era Dazai, clutching his secret identity for dear life
Content warnings:
1. Chapter One is in first person; the rest is in third person.
2. The heroine is combat-power top-tier when using her cheat ability, but basically useless without it.
3. The heroine is an extremely devoted Dazai fan and the first to oppose romantic pairings (except for my Dazai, specifically the fictional Dazai).
4. The heroine is a severe case of saying wild things in her head.
5. OOC.
Theme: Black-Era Dazai, come cuddle
"You——" "Well, that means-" "Can you again-" "No." Before he finished speaking, Li Wu's mouth was covered by the other party. Dazai's ears were so red that they could bleed, and his eyes were misty, with a trace of emotion that had not faded. This... Can't blame me. Before the young man understood what the other party meant, he noticed that his hand was being held by the other party, and his tie was being torn off by the other party. He was startled and subconsciously wanted to retreat, but found that the aggressor had already bullied him and forcefully pinned his body to the spot. "Do it again, okay?" Hot breath lingered between the two, and the invader's voice was hoarse and scary. The young man's eyes dodge, but he is unknowingly attracted by those black gem-like eyes. But he never answered. The other party chuckled lightly. So light snow fell on the forehead, then on the eyelashes and cheeks. The young man couldn't help but follow each other's every move. The next step, he thought, should be... A kiss. But he was wrong. The ill-intentioned aggressor seemed to be deliberately teasing him, always just lingering on the edge, glancing at the water. When he wanted to stand up and make the decision, the other party always slipped away like a prophet. ——She did it on purpose. ——Excessive. The long chase made the fog in his eyes thicker, "Don't..." The boy whimpered, trying to arouse some compassion from the other person. But the reason why a hunter is a hunter is because the opponent will only get worse. The young man's tears were trembling, and he could no longer control his breathing, but because of his unknown desire to win, he still refused to let go. After a long time, he heard a sigh. "It's really——" Unexpectedly, the first to surrender were the first to attack. However, the other party's actions were unexpectedly hindered. His hands were clenched by the boy and pressed against the wall, and his earlobe was bitten by a wet cat. A low whisper accompanied by warmth came in. In a stunned moment, the invaded boy finally found his home court. As if he was angry and ashamed, he returned to his home court and started another round of invasion and torture in a flexible and even worse way. "Do you still dare?" "Dare... Wu-don't dare..."
Suddenly I remembered that there is Qi Shen in this world, so why should I be afraid of the destruction of the world? The two-dimensional world with Qi Shen is the safest two-dimensional world!!!
It's delicious to have such a delicate and charming Zai and a strong aura that dotes on others. Wow, the "weak" Zai is so lovable.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Wenwen-chan is awesome! Husband! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,. You've introduced this guy, Wenwen! Zai who will call you husband!
In the dark night, I stared at you closely with eyes full of blood and tears outside the window. Bloody tears fell to the ground and made a sound, "Drip-drip-". But don't be afraid, I'm waiting for your update. Beautiful flowers grew out of the dark gaps, and on the stamens were my eyes. I sway the flower branches, my eyes are staring at you. But don't be afraid, I'm waiting for your update. I crawled around on the ceiling of your room, the blood in my hair falling to the floor. It's so boring, why haven't you updated it yet? You went out and I walked around the empty room. My eyeballs dropped and I didn't want to pick them up. It's so boring, why haven't you updated it yet?
I don't know if they have dreams, but your dream is definitely to get married. It doesn't matter if you are a minor, as long as your guardian agrees, you can still pass.
Please kill me! Butei Zai! The leader kills! Cat slaughter!!
It's gone (desperate)
Could it be that since your true nature is exposed, why not just hide it?
Hungry, hungry, hungry, madam, you scumbag QAQ,!