A Thousand Ways for a Fragile Male Zerg to Train an S-Rank Sentinel

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Blurb:

Seme's point of view:

When Qi Zhexue had just come of age, before he had a chance to marry his female consort, he ran into a once-in-a-century uprising for equal rights.

As the beloved young master of the Kaiser family, he became the target of the uprising's leader amid the riots.

The female insect, driven out of her mind, shot a particle gun through his heart right there, killing him before he even had a chance to cry for help.

Qi Zhexue: ...I really appreciate that.

When he opened his eyes again, Qi Zhexue was astonished to find that he had transmigrated into an unfamiliar world of Sentinels and Guides. After settling in at the White Tower, full of apprehension, he planned to adapt to local customs. Instead, he discovered that he was a notorious deadweight Guide at the White Tower. Not only was his mental energy nearly depleted, he had almost played his own spirit animal to death.

Qi Zhexue, who had received a notice warning him he might be expelled: Will someone please save me? QAQ

Later, someone told Qi Zhexue that if he found an S-rank Sentinel willing to form a mark with him, it would gradually repair his damaged mental landscape and restore his ability to control his mental tentacles.

Still utterly naive after just arriving in this world, Qi Zhexue believed it. Carrying a huge bouquet of Sentinel flowers, he found Xu Tingzhi, the only S-rank Sentinel in the Tower's first-year class. Under the other man's bewildered gaze and the onlookers' avid interest, he asked timidly:

"Could you let me be your husband?"

Xu Tingzhi wondered if he had misheard. "...What kind of husband?"

Qi Zhexue hesitated for a long time. "Your husband."

Xu Tingzhi: "...If you're sick, go see a doctor, okay?"

After saying that, Xu Tingzhi coldly pushed the bewildered Qi Zhexue away in full view of everyone and strode off.

Shou's point of view:

After rejecting Qi Zhexue's "confession," Xu Tingzhi thought the other man would stay far away from him. But during a fierce battle with space pirates, Qi Zhexue walked through the gunfire and glaring blood-red light, casually spreading his mental energy across the sky. In an instant, he crushed every mental attack and rescued Xu Tingzhi from the enemy with a smile.

The moment he saw Qi Zhexue again, Xu Tingzhi's mental landscape was on the verge of collapse. Unable to suppress the irritability of his rut, he pinned Qi Zhexue, the only person whose compatibility with him was sufficient, in a corner and said in a low voice, "Please, perform a mental guidance session for me."

Xu Tingzhi hadn't expected that Qi Zhexue, who used to follow him around relentlessly, would now fold his arms and narrow his eyes in amusement. In the same cool tone Xu Tingzhi had used two years earlier, he said softly:

"Major General, if you're sick, go see a doctor, okay?"

A naive, sweet Guide seme who becomes cool and aloof × a cold Sentinel shou who becomes needy and frustrated

P.S. This isn't a melodramatic angst story. This time, I'm writing something sweet.

Cover art by Guanchao, thanks to the artist.

----- Upcoming: After Transmigrating into a Story About a Stepmother and an Emperor Who Dies Young -----

A thunderous boom, and the foolish emperor makes his dazzling entrance! After Qiu Junyao, who had died young of leukemia diagnosed before his college entrance exams, opened his eyes, he discovered that he had transmigrated to an unfamiliar fictional dynasty. A cool, beautiful woman in red sat beside him, looking at him with disdain. A group of young men knelt at his feet, pretending to cry without a trace of emotion, while several eunuchs pinched their voices high and shouted with barely restrained excitement:

"The emperor is dead!"

Qiu Junyao: "???"

He reached out with the little strength he had left, took the beautiful woman's hand, and declared in a voice like a bell:

"I am not dead."

Beautiful woman: "?"

Eunuchs: "?"

Young men: "?"

Qiu Junyao's "resurrection" threw everything into chaos. Once he finally calmed down, he learned that he had transmigrated into a story about a promiscuous emperor and his harem of men, becoming the unfortunate emperor who dies young. The beautiful woman beside him was his new empress, whom he had married less than half an hour earlier, and the men kneeling below were his princes, all coveting his new wife.

In the original story, the foolish emperor "Qiu Junyao" was constantly cheated on without ever realizing it. He thought about nothing but cultivating elixirs, and eventually died at just thirty-five after taking an overdose, leaving behind a bunch of sons with rather twisted personalities who fought over his new wife by force.

Qiu Junyao: "...You have kidney deficiency! Your whole family has kidney deficiency!" (Important ×)

He calculated that he still had several years until he turned thirty-five. So, on the brink of death, he sat bolt upright, kicked out the alchemy furnace, and began reviewing memorials, governing diligently, caring for the people, and avoiding wasteful construction. From time to time, he even took his beautiful wife to visit his sons, checked on their studies, and gave his twisted sons psychological counseling. By managing his time wisely, he finally became a master of keeping everyone happy.

After his thirty-fifth birthday passed, Qiu Junyao shut himself in his bedchamber to wait for death. But he waited from morning till night and never died of kidney deficiency. Instead, his beautiful wife rushed over, along with his sons, who in the original story had wished he'd hurry up and die. One by one, they came to his bedside.

The beautiful wife, cold in public but tearfully clutching his hand in private, begged him not to leave. Meanwhile, the crown prince, usually praised by the ministers for his gentle and refined manner, kicked over the imperial physician and said with a savage expression:

"If you can't cure His Majesty, I'll have every one of you buried with him!"

Qiu Junyao: "..."

???

1. The love interest is the empress.

2. A familiar story of family affection and romance. The relationship between the seme and shou is romantic, while the princes' relationship with the seme is familial.

3. Lots of plot holes. The seme happily raises the kids and spends his retirement with his wife. A silly, fun palace story with little court intrigue, probably a lighthearted read.

Theme: Set lofty goals and build a beautiful country