Has Boss Dazai Successfully Stepped Down Today?

1. In an alternate timeline, Boss Dazai makes a leap of faith and unexpectedly ends up in the world of Detective Conan, where he gains a buff called “You cannot die except of old age.” Boss Dazai: This is definitely a debuff. After witnessing all kinds of bizarre accidental deaths, Boss Dazai: Wait, this really is a buff? 2. The consciousness of the Detective Conan world, asked for help by the consciousness of the alternate world: This kid used to be in the mafia, right? Maybe he'd be more comfortable on the Black Organization's side? So the world consciousness sends Boss Dazai to the Organization. Every day, he reports to the research lab and eats a number of the drugs Shiho is developing. “It's the boss's orders, Sherry-chan~” The young boss, having seized power with ease, tips an entire bottle of drugs into his mouth. He smiles gently at the girl, but Miyano Shiho seems to see a mountain of corpses, a sea of blood, and a black iris struggling to bloom behind him. The researchers look at the dead lab mice and the completely unharmed Boss Dazai, questioning their understanding of life. 3. “Catching Kaito Kid is actually very simple.” The young man, still wearing a red scarf in the scorching summer, leans backward and falls from the top of a skyscraper. He is as light as a sheet of paper, as if he sees his own life as a worthless thing he can trade away at will. He lies peacefully in the arms of a white bird, handcuffing himself to a bewildered boy. “Just a little tip: if you're going to be a bad guy, you have to be prepared for what comes with it, little Kaito.” “I suppose I've done my share of bad things too. Should I let go? Look, all I have to do is relax my arm and rid the world of a menace.” “As for the handcuffs, getting out of them should be the easiest thing in the world for a thief like you.” Safely delivered to the ground, the young man blinks and catches the boy, who has passed out because of a little mechanism inside the handcuffs. “Consider it a small thank-you for what you just did.” “Jin, be gentle with the little pigeon. I want all the information on that Organization by tonight. Don't disappoint me.” The silver-haired assassin silently bows, then gives the boy, who is pretending to be asleep, another dose of anesthetic in the neck. A few little plans: 1. Seriously considering sparing Scotland. Having a few undercover agents around is nothing to worry about for someone from the Port Mafia. 2. But I might not save the other Police Academy group members. After all, when I was making this up, I never thought about how Mazda-chan and Hagi would get involved with the others. 3. A competent boss who can lead the Black Organization to its peak. (Laughs) 4. The consciousness of this world, asked for help by another world's consciousness, is like a father who cares but doesn't quite know how to show it. World consciousness: Give the kid some missions. Maybe then they won't keep thinking about killing themselves. And find them something to live for, too. (Cheerfully) World consciousness: !? This kid is completing the missions way too fast! This world loves everyone. 5. Little Conan will be fine. The world consciousness tries to tell a story: Once upon a time, there was a little kid who was raised by someone else. And this someone else had a group of kids of their own. World consciousness: Um... would it be bad if the kid who came later wanted to kill the original group of kids? Boss Dazai: (Teasing) Why would that be bad? Then I'd be the only kid in the house. 6. Boss Dazai is comforted by a huge surprise!!! A red-haired man works diligently as a hitman at the bottom of the Black Organization, and a novelist who is friends with Kudou Yusaku. Oda Sakunosuke, who lost Dazai and Ango, and Ango, from a world without supernatural abilities, who lost Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai. (Not the real-life Ango.) Somehow, piecing them together brings the whole No Longer Human trio together. 7. One last big surprise: This was an idea that was killed off at birth, haha. I hope someone made it this far. (Sigh) Theme: There is always a bond that can bring you back to the human world.