The Distillery's Unqualified Deity

I woke up as a god in the home of my believer, Karasuma.

Worried about letting me, unfamiliar with the modern world, go out alone, Karasuma very reassuringly said he would arrange for a caretaker to look after me.

Then three people appeared in front of me.

They were:

Scotland, the handsome guy with catlike eyes

Rye, the cool guy with long, straight black hair

Bourbon, the blond, dark-skinned guy with puppy-dog eyes

The first thing they asked me when we met was my code name.

A code name? What's that?

Did my believer add some weird setting to my character?

But still,

I can't help feeling like something's off!!!

[Scotland's daily life after his identity is exposed:]

"This is Abe no Seimei."

Chiho pointed to the handsome young man in a hunting robe.

Him: ...

That legendary great onmyoji?

"This is Mikazuki Munechika. He was only forged recently."

Chiho pointed to the exquisite little dumpling with a crescent moon in his eyes.

Him: ...

One of the famous Five Great Swords of the World? A national treasure of Japan?

Just tell me who the next one is already. I can take it!!!

Note:

Only the blurb is written in first person!!!

The main fandom is Detective Conan, with Touken Ranbu as a secondary fandom. Other anime characters may pop up too.

The police academy group survives, but poor Kenji dies too early, and I can't save him, so I'll bring his soul along for the ride.

The male lead is the catlike Hiromitsu. After his identity is exposed, he travels to another world with the god, and his worldview gets shattered, hahaha.

Theme: Love life