After Eavesdropping on His Voice Messages, My Senior Brother's Persona Crumbled

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Hua Yan got into a car accident and transmigrated into a villainess with the same name.

This villain wasn't some world-ending BOSS, but a fool who tirelessly did bad things and stubbornly handed out experience points.

Her schemes never worked, and she always ended up shooting herself in the foot. Her only purpose was to serve as an experience pack for the protagonists.

Despite being weak, she picked fights with a whole bunch of big shots:

Her eldest senior brother was the reincarnation of the Azure Dragon Divine Lord, who had fought in an ancient war.

Her second senior brother was the son of the Demon Lord and the Immortal Queen, and had been abandoned in the mortal world.

Her junior apprentice brother was a fragment of the soul of Xiezhi, the divine beast of justice, scattered across the human realm.

The number one young master of the Demon Realm was the reborn Demon Ancestor of the Three Realms, who had once sought to unite them all.

If she managed to anger even one of these people, she would meet a gruesome end. The problem was, she'd angered so many of them.

In the end, she was killed and became a laughingstock of the world.

After transmigrating, Hua Yan constantly reminded herself: Stay away from the protagonists, or you'll end up miserable.

But with her low aptitude, how could she survive in a world where powerful cultivators were everywhere?

Just as Hua Yan was at her wit's end, the strongest cultivation-romance voice System activated.

All she had to do was listen to voice clips every day to grow stronger and earn rare treasures!

But who knew her eldest senior brother could secretly hear her cultivation-romance voice clips?

[The gods of antiquity slept for eons. When they awoke, the world had changed beyond recognition.]

Eldest Senior Brother: ?

[Billions of years have passed. Why has cultivation in the human world only gotten worse?]

Eldest Senior Brother: ??? Is that what she's really thinking?

[Senior Brother, after eons apart, you have always been the only one in my heart. I wonder if you still remember me.]

Eldest Senior Brother: So she's not only an ancient primordial deity, she and I are also bound by a past-life romance!

Years later:

Hua Yan had steadily stuck to her plan of avoiding the protagonists and making it on her own, surviving this long by keeping a low profile.

But then:

Eldest Senior Brother: "Junior Sister Hua, the moon is lovely tonight. How about we spar beneath it and draw on its spiritual energy?"

Hua Yan: "No need, Eldest Senior Brother. Staying up late is bad for you. We should focus on staying alive."

Voice clip: [Eldest Senior Brother, I was once too oblivious to romance. Tonight, let's not waste this beautiful spring night.]

Eldest Senior Brother understood at once. So all this time, she'd been playing hard to get!

He put an arm around her. "Come on, let's have some fun. We've got plenty of time."

Hua Yan was so frightened she ran for her life.

And that wasn't all:

Second Senior Brother: "You shouldn't go hungry, Junior Sister. Hurry and finish this bowl of porridge."

Junior Apprentice Brother: "Senior Sister, you always have nightmares at night. I'll stay with you tonight, so you won't be scared."

Hua Yan screamed in terror, "Stay back! Don't come any closer!"

Then came the great battle of the Three Realms:

Everyone: "Protect Junior Sister Hua!" "Protect Senior Sister Hua!" "Protect Miss Hua!"

Hua Yan drew the ancient divine sword Slayer of Gods, which she'd just earned as a voice-pack reward. "Stand back! I'll handle this!"

After the Green Tea Side Character Turns Lazy, Every Senior Brother Wants to Flirt with Her

Lu Yao transmigrated into a book and became the green tea side character who shared her name.

In the book, the original character played her master and fellow disciples against each other. She said whatever people wanted to hear, acted cute in public and picked fights in private, smiling to everyone's faces while cursing them behind their backs.

When her master found a chance to teach the female lead alone, the original character clutched her stomach and staggered over. "Master, my tummy hurts."

Her master patted her head with a kind smile. "Then bear with it. That's a kind of cultivation, too."

When Eldest Senior Brother and the female lead were about to enter a secret realm together and face a trial of life and death, the original character came running over with a broken wooden sword, acting cute. "Eldest Senior Brother, take me with you! My magical weapon is so bad, I can't beat anyone."

Eldest Senior Brother gave her a suggestive, wicked smile. "A magical weapon is just an external object. What difference does it make if it's good or bad?"

After Second Senior Brother made a loving breakfast for the injured female lead, who was suffering from terrible pain, the original character went up to him. "Second Senior Brother, I'm hungry too. I want some. I only need a little bite."

Second Senior Brother gave her a meaningful look. "Even if you only have a little bite, you'll soon be a little pig."

When Third Senior Brother was about to brave a dangerous place alone to find the exquisite crown the female lead loved, the original character came running over with a pout. "Third Senior Brother, that crown is so pretty. I want one too. It's so sad that no one would risk their life for me."

Third Senior Brother snorted. "If no one's going to die for you, then go die by yourself."

Lu Yao knew from her all-seeing perspective that her master and senior brothers were all experts at spotting green tea. They'd seen through the original character's sweet words, scheming heart, and two-faced nature long ago.

So Lu Yao, after transmigrating into the book, was destined to face a dizzying array of ways to get herself killed, followed by a miserable end: being beaten to death by the righteous cultivators.

"Ding! System activated."

[Hello, Host. You have been bound to the Green Tea Cultivation System. You can grow stronger by throwing yourself at the male lead, framing the female lead, and driving a wedge between the male and female leads.]

Lu Yao: ?

Are you trying to get me killed even faster?

I'm done cultivating!

Linchuan Sect is the most unusual sect in the Six Realms. What makes it special is that it doesn't accept newcomers.

Only the best disciples from other sects are qualified to enter Linchuan Sect.

As a result, its senior brothers are as meek as lambs in front of their master, but once they step outside, every one of them is powerful enough to destroy the heavens and earth.

Eldest Senior Brother is the Immortal Emperor's chief administrator, holding the most powerful official position in the Six Realms. He is usually a smooth-talking host who welcomes and sees off guests.

Second Senior Brother is a haughty fox demon who has cultivated for thousands of years. He's old, but his white fur, red eyes, and fluffy tail make him the sect's resident beauty.

Third Senior Brother is the strongest swordsman in the human realm. He is usually quiet and humorless, but once single-handedly slew gods and demons. His goal is to rid the world of unrest.

In such a chaotic sect, there was one odd exception: Lu Yao, a good-for-nothing who had cultivated for years without even breaking through the Qi Refining stage. And everyone knew the unspoken truth: Junior Sister Lu Yao was unquestionably the sect's most doted-on darling.

Everyone adored Lu Yao, but no one knew who she loved.

The result was that the senior brothers of Linchuan Sect competed for her favor and fought behind the scenes, smiling to one another's faces while holding knives behind their backs.

To preserve harmony in Linchuan Sect, their master made an unwritten rule with everyone:

No one was allowed to confess their love to Junior Sister Lu Yao.

Then some fellow from who-knows-what sect actually had the nerve to come straight to Linchuan Sect and propose to their junior sister.

Lu Yao was overjoyed. Spending a lifetime together with one person was all she needed.

The entire Linchuan Sect panicked.

Eldest Senior Brother: "Someone's stolen Junior Sister away?! The sect rules have ruined my life!"

Second Senior Brother: "Junior Sister, I was wrong! I shouldn't have hesitated!"

Third Senior Brother: "Why did I listen to those people? I should've made my move sooner!"

P.S. The story changes after the female lead transmigrates.

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