"Complete"
["Check out my upcoming novel: I'm Definitely Playing This Villainous Side Character!"]
Blurb:
There are three classic ways to get yourself killed: a spirit of the pen, a spirit of the dish, and the Four Corners Game.
When meeting up with online friends, what do they choose to play? The Four Corners Game.
Three of the four died. Only then did Zhou Jiuyou awaken to the fact that he was a disposable character who got himself killed in a horror movie!
So what good was awakening now? He'd already done all the things he shouldn't have! How was he supposed to survive?
"I've got so many lice they don't itch, so many debts I don't worry. A dying horse can still be treated like a living one!"
"That's it, you're up! Bloody Mary!"
"Get in there! Spirit of the Pen!"
Worried that Miss Mary might not understand his language, Zhou Jiuyou even asked before summoning the spirit of the pen, "Do you speak English? Are you fluent? Can you communicate with foreigners without any trouble?"
After sending away more than ten spirits of the pen, he finally got one to stay. It even recited a short essay on the spot and showed off its TOEFL and IELTS scores.
Zhou Jiuyou tossed the pen aside and casually leaned back at the feet of the Four Corners ghost and Bloody Mary. "I think you're pretty good. Let's all get along from now on. I won't send you away."
Important note: This story is pure fiction and does not promote superstition. Believe in science.
"Upcoming novel: I'm Definitely Playing This Villainous Side Character!"
Ji Feixing transmigrated into a book, becoming the greedy, vicious impostor heir in an old-school, melodramatic novel about two boys switched at birth.
If he followed the System's instructions, maintained his character, and kept the original plot on track, he could go home after the story ended, taking the impostor's entire fortune with him, along with an extra ten million yuan in rewards.
But as a healthy young man raised under the red flag, he simply couldn't bring himself to do those inhuman tasks and make life even harder for the protagonist bottom in this novel, which piled misery on top of misery for no reason.
So when he learned that he could still go home after the story reached its ending without maintaining the plot, but wouldn't get the money or any other rewards, he decisively dropped his villain persona and became the only source of warmth the protagonist bottom had in that household.
He helped the protagonist bottom fit into the family and enter the social scene. He blocked the aggressively predatory top, who was seriously criminal, from approaching him, and helped him stay away from blood donation, kidney donation, and being locked in a dark room.
At last, the story reached its ending, and he was about to make his graceful exit. But the protagonist bottom, the very person he'd saved, stabbed him in the back.
Damn it! The guy was a total love-struck idiot!
After being reborn, Ji Feixing immediately slapped himself twice.
"That's what you get for being a busybody! A busybody! A busybody! You turned down ten million to play the saint. You deserve to die!"
"System! Give me a mission! Whatever the inhuman thing is, I'll do it!"
He's definitely playing this villainous side character!
He'd follow the plot! He'd act arrogant and overbearing! He'd infuriate the protagonist bottom! He'd sleep with the second male lead!
"Wait, does sleeping with the second male lead have to be part of it?"
[That's how the plot goes. You don't just have to sleep with the second male lead, you also have to fake a pregnancy to force him to marry you, fake a miscarriage to frame the protagonist bottom, and... blah blah blah... Anyway, it's a series of missions, so you have to sleep with the second male lead.]
Ji Feixing's pupils shook. "What? A fake pregnancy? A miscarriage? I'm a man, right? This is actually a pregnancy novel? No!"
Drug the second male lead
Ji Feixing shifted his gaze. "Look! The moon is beautiful tonight!"
He Zanchi froze. That wasn't a line from the original plot. Could he be confessing to me? Blushing and flustered, he looked up at the moon. "It is. The moon is beautiful tonight."
Then he couldn't wait to see how the person he loved would react. But when he looked down, he saw Ji Feixing's hand slipping him the drug.
They looked at each other. Ji Feixing glanced at He Zanchi, then at his own hand administering the drug, and forced a stiff smile. "What if I told you these are capsule-shaped, crystal-candy aphrodisiacs? Would you believe me?"
He Zanchi opened his mouth. He was thinking he might as well pretend to be blind, when Ji Feixing gritted his teeth. "System, as long as the drugging and nonconsensual sex parts happen, it's fine, right?"
[Right. The main plot point in this section is that the villainous side character drugs the second male lead and then forces himself on him.]
Ji Feixing popped the capsule straight into his own mouth and kissed He Zanchi. The capsule dissolved on contact with liquid, its contents blending with their saliva as he passed it over.
He Zanchi's eyes widened in shock. His Adam's apple bobbed, and the next moment, he took control of the kiss, demanding more and clinging to Ji Feixing.
Ji Feixing stared wide-eyed at the man who wouldn't let him go once he'd started kissing him. What the hell, who was forcing themselves on whom here?
Theme: Don't despair when facing hardship. There's always a way through.
Hahahahahaha, one wave is really the whole army will be wiped out.
I have to say, this ability to force belief after making a wish is really a bug-level ability.
Fuck you, is it the Pig Man theme song sung by Mirror Ghost (because I sang it too)
This episode has the same number of words as water
Hahahahahahaha Superman is not in service
Well, it was a rumor spread by ghosts
"I am determined to be this vicious male partner!" Seeking for collection Ji Feixing passed through the book and became a greedy and vicious fake young master in an ancient book about real and fake young masters. As long as you fulfill the character tasks and maintain the original plot in accordance with the system requirements, you can go home after the plot is over and take away all the fake young master's property and an additional reward of 10 million. But as a healthy flower growing under a red flag, he really can't do those inhumane tasks. In this sadistic story that is meant to be sadistic, it makes the protagonist's life even worse. He just wants to tell the system - just be a human being! So when he learned that he could go home after the finale without maintaining the plot, but he couldn't take property with him and there would be no rewards, he decisively abandoned his vicious character and became the only warmth the protagonist receives in this home. He brought the protagonist into the family, brought the protagonist into the circle, watched the protagonist get better and better, and became more and more sunny, completely different from the gloomy little pitiful person in the original text. He blocked the malicious approach of the really cruel people, and took the protagonist away from blood donation, kidney donation, and small dark rooms. Finally, at the point of the finale, when he was about to retire, the protagonist he saved stabbed him in the back! Damn it! He is actually a love brain! After rebirth, Ji Feixing slapped himself twice immediately. "I'm asking you to be a bitch! To be a bitch! To be a bitch! I don't want you to be the Holy Father. You really deserve to die!" "System! Issue missions! I will do whatever you don't want to do! I've decided on this vicious male partner!" [Host! You are finally willing to do the task! The first plot mission! Please immediately put on your most expensive clothes, hold your head high and go downstairs like a little prince, reduce the dusty protagonist to dust, and then say your first line! ["Mommy, the He family won't accept such a country bumpkin marriage, right? What should I do if I see my brother and want to break off the engagement? It won't affect my father's company, right?"] The lines are very weird, but Ji Feixing likes them very much. Before his rebirth, he took the initiative to cancel the marriage with the He family. Now that he has decided to marry the He family, he will use the power of the He family to be arrogant and domineering! It will make the protagonist Shou angry to death! I want to sleep with the second male! "Speaking of which, the protagonist Shou and the second male lead are each other's fairies, right?" "Bring me the juice love script." Copywriting two—— He Zhanchi has always known that the world is a novel, and he is the second male lead in the novel. He is like a puppet. As the plot restarts again and again, the world around him remains unchanged forever, until one day, Ji Feixing appears. Ji Fei He was free. Ji Feixing saved Li Tongyu and also saved him. Ji Feixing was like a beam of light, and he fell in love with that beam of light. So, after that beam of light died, he grabbed the thing in the light that kept urging him to complete tasks and follow the plot, and forced it to do it all over again with the light. When he found out that Ji Feixing was willing to do the task, and the task required him to sleep with the second male lead! He Zhanchi: There are such good things! Then do I need to act with the stars? (Even looking forward to it) System: ... So I am also a part of your play?
Pre-collection: "Holy Father?" Dogs are not worthy of [wearing books]" Ji Feixing passed through the book and became a greedy and vicious fake young master in an ancient book about real and fake young masters. As long as you fulfill the character tasks and maintain the original plot in accordance with the system requirements, you can go home after the plot is over and take away all the fake young master's property and an additional reward of 10 million. But as a healthy flower growing under a red flag, he really can't do those inhumane tasks. In this sadistic story that is meant to be sadistic, it makes the protagonist's life even worse. He just wants to tell the system - just be a human being! So when he learned that he could go home after the finale without maintaining the plot, but he couldn't take property with him and there would be no rewards, he decisively abandoned his vicious character and became the only warmth the protagonist receives in this home. He brought the protagonist into the family, brought the protagonist into the circle, watched the protagonist get better and better, and became more and more sunny, completely different from the gloomy little pitiful person in the original text. He blocked the malicious approach of the really cruel people, and took the protagonist away from blood donation, kidney donation, and small dark rooms. Finally, at the point of the finale, when he was about to retire, the protagonist he saved stabbed him in the back! Damn it! He is actually a love brain! After rebirth, Ji Feixing slapped himself twice immediately. "I'm asking you to be a bitch! To be a bitch! To be a bitch! If you don't want me to be the Holy Father for ten million dollars, you really deserve to die!" "System! Issue tasks! I will do whatever I don't want to do!" [Host! You are finally willing to do the task! The first plot mission! Please immediately put on your most expensive clothes, hold your head high and go downstairs like a little prince, reduce the dusty protagonist to dust, and then say your first line! ["Mommy, the He family won't accept such a country bumpkin marriage, right? What should I do if I see my brother and want to break off the engagement? It won't affect my father's company, right?"] The lines are very weird, but Ji Feixing likes them very much. Before his rebirth, he took the initiative to cancel the marriage with the He family. Now that he has decided to marry the He family, he will use the power of the He family to be arrogant and domineering! It will make the protagonist Shou angry to death! I want to sleep with the second male! Just—— "Um, wait a minute, system, does this second male lead have to sleep with him?" [The plot is like this. Not only do you have to sleep with the second male lead, you also have to fake pregnancy, you also have to fake a miscarriage to frame the protagonist, and you also have... Balabala... In short, this is a series of tasks, so you have to sleep with the second male lead. Ji Feixing's pupils were shaking, "What? False pregnancy? Miscarriage? I'm a boy, right? This is actually a childbirth article?" No! Yes! Copywriting two—— He Zhanchi has always known that the world is a novel, and he is the second male lead in the novel. He is like a puppet. As the plot restarts again and again, the world around him remains unchanged forever, until one day, Ji Feixing appears. Ji Fei He was free. Ji Feixing saved Li Tongyu and also saved him. Ji Feixing was like a beam of light, and he fell in love with that beam of light. So, after that beam of light died, he grabbed the thing in the light that kept urging him to complete tasks and follow the plot, and forced it to do it all over again with the light. When he found out that Ji Feixing was willing to do the task, and the task required him to sleep with the second male lead! He Zhanchi: There are such good things! I have never loved a plot so much! Then... He Zhanchi collapsed before Ji Feixing took the medicine. Ji Feixing was still hesitating, but He Zhanchi took off his clothes. Ji Feixing... "Wait, what are you going to do?" He Zhanchi threw him down, his eyes were astonishingly bright, and he proposed directly. The next day, Ji Feixing looked at the marriage certificate in front of him and said, "???" Is this definitely him forcing the marriage? Instead of him being forced into marriage? Why did you get the certificate?
My hands are worn out, hahahahaha, what kind of game is this, is the earth online, hahahahaha
My hands are worn out, hahahahaha, what kind of game is this, is the earth online, hahahahaha