He Thought I Came from a Mental Hospital

The occasionally uncomposed Earth major general Alpha who won't take no for an answer and only has eyes for the recipient × the imperial prince recipient who thinks he is the center of the universe but will grudgingly listen to the Alpha

As the youngest major general in the Helicia Empire and its future leader, Houting possesses the highest-ranking pheromones and astonishing mental power. Every citizen of the empire submits to him absolutely, and from the day he was born, the people of the entire planet entrusted him with the monumental task of conquering Earth and ruling the universe.

Even an Alpha as outstanding and seemingly flawless as Houting has an embarrassing weakness. For instance, his usually gentle fiance changed completely on the eve of their wedding, not only gravely injuring him but also stealing the empire's classified secrets.

To capture the fugitive Ange, Houting followed him to Earth. There, he met a handsome Earth man.

Ange was his fiance, an Omega whose pheromones matched his more than anyone else's in the entire empire, at 99.9 percent. Houting had always managed to remain calm and composed around him. But when he faced this Earth man, whom he had just met for the first time, he nearly lost all self-control and went into heat on the spot. Strangely, he couldn't smell even a trace of the man's pheromones.

At their first meeting, Houting showed off like a peacock with its tail spread, his entire being practically screaming that he was looking for a mate.

"Although your sex means I can't give you a lifelong mark, I'll make you the most noble among the low-ranking people."

The handsome man wasn't moved. He beckoned, and a crowd surrounded him.

Looking at the mass of people, Houting excitedly loosened up his muscles. "They say Earth's civilization is backward. Seems it's true. They're all low-level Betas who haven't fully evolved."

The handsome man turned away, leaving him with a dashing view of his back and a cold command: "Take him alive. Conduct a live tissue examination of his brain's neural contents."

Houting thought: I'm the mightiest Alpha of them all. Anyone, no matter how steady their nerves, would be overwhelmed by the pressure of this magnificent love for an ordinary Beta like him.

So he tapped his mode of transport, Loria, a giant metal eagle that turned into a leaping grasshopper when startled, and declared with certainty, "He's shy."

Loria, whose head was truly made of metal and who treated its master's words as absolute, nodded in agreement. "No one can escape Master's charm. Absolutely no one!"

Later, taking the view that the best way to get the girl was to get close to the water, Houting used his incredible abilities to become Bai Mengzhu's personal bodyguard. Even this powerful imperial prince, after signing a humiliating contract that stripped him of his dignity, couldn't take another six months of utterly inhuman, year-round, nonstop work. One day, after being mercilessly exploited yet again, he finally made up his mind in a fit of rage. "I'm quitting."

"The employment contract you signed was for five years. If you breach it, you'll never be allowed to touch my body again."

The man gritted his teeth. "I'm not quitting. I want to take a long leave."

"Why?"

Houting flung out a medical report and announced with grand conviction, "I'm pregnant."

For the first time, the usually composed Major General Bai wore an expression like his pupils had just been struck by an earthquake. He read and reread the report stating that Houting was six weeks pregnant, then finally couldn't hold back. "Which mental hospital issued this report?"

Houting: "?"

Once they had confirmed their feelings for each other, Houting considered himself a traditional, conservative, and devoted Alpha. He wanted to draw up a romance-friendly agreement with Bai Mengzhu: hold hands after one month, cuddle after three, kiss after six, and make love after twelve. When Houting smugly handed the agreement to the other party, the other party said nothing, merely letting his gaze slowly fall on Houting's already slightly rounded belly.

Oh my.

[Content Warnings]

1. Characterization: a cold, composed, incredibly strong Alpha who has seen it all but still can't keep up with someone's train of thought and often thinks the recipient is insane × an arrogant, obnoxious, gorgeous, powerful, flirtatious recipient who spouts outrageous claims and is completely love-struck.

2. The giver is Bai Mengzhu, the recipient is Houting, and Ange has an official pairing.

3. The recipient is an Alpha who flew from an ABO world into an ordinary human world and has an overwhelmingly powerful golden finger. He occasionally makes chuuni declarations and thinks he's the greatest in the universe. His view of dating someone is: I'm so amazing, yet I like someone as ordinary as you. You must wake up laughing from your dreams.

4. The recipient's golden finger is so ridiculously powerful that even the author is afraid of it.

5. The author favors melodramatic tropes and has made up a lot of setting details. The story is a little slow to warm up.

6. The author is as mentally ill as the recipient. The story takes a fantastical turn, and wild plot guesses may leave you reeling. The author accepts no responsibility.

Theme: Peace and Love