[Harry Potter] A Witch's Everyday Life Raising Kids

Little Harry has a fairy godmother

Scene One:

"Fairy godmother, can you tell me the story of Snow White?"

"Of course~ Once upon a time, there was a beautiful kingdom where a beautiful witch lived. Because she was beautiful, she became queen. They lived happily for a while, but unfortunately... In the end, the queen and the prince lived happily together and ruled the whole kingdom. That's the end of the story. Go to sleep, little Harry. Good night, my little Cinderella."

"But why does this story seem kind of wrong to me?"

"? What seems wrong?"

"N-nothing." Godmother must be right. Dudley was the one who got it wrong.

Scene Two:

The fairy godmother takes little Harry to the magical world for an outing.

"Harry, I said you should dress formally for my family's party, but you don't need to dress like my grandfather did when he was little!"

"What's wrong with it? Godmother taught me to dress this way. She said all well-dressed little boys should dress like this."

Little Harry touches his enormous skirt and says in confusion.

*In ancient Europe, people superstitiously believed that dressing little boys as little girls would improve their chances of survival.

Scene Three:

"Mr. Potter, is your head so full of weeds that you can't even see the instructions in your textbook? Why didn't you follow them? Do you think you're skilled enough to invent your own potions? Did your fairy godmother teach you that?"

Laughter breaks out all around them.

"I taught him! Got a problem with that?!" The fairy godmother can't take it anymore. She pulls out her wand and points it at the greasy-haired professor's face.

*Fun fact: Fairy godmothers are fictional characters who only exist in princesses' fairy tales.

Scene Four:

"Fairy godmother, I'm going to the Yule Ball soon, but I still don't have a proper outfit."

"Oh, my darling, my sweetheart, you deserve the very best. Bibili~ Babili~ Boo~"

"But, Godmother, it's a dress!"

"That's okay. You'll be the most beautiful one there."

Harry is confused. Harry doesn't understand. Harry doesn't dare say anything.

Scene Five:

"You think you can lay a finger on my godson? You're asking for it!"

"Godmother, calm down! Calm down! That's Voldemort!"

"What are you afraid of? Remember: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth! Avada Kedavra!"

And the world... was at peace.

Spit out those knives! Children's literature should have the proper feel of children's literature.

P.S.

* Extremely out of character. Not even elementary-school-level writing can save it.

* Mary Sue warning. Mindless fluff.

* Harry is doted on, and everyone is loved.

* Is there a problem with the godmother and godfather getting together?

Theme: Protect the physical and mental well-being of underage children.