Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre: Becoming Xiao Zhao

What I want most to do right now is:

straighten my clothes

stick out a finger

tilt my head upward at a 45-degree angle

and shout, "Heavens, how could you be so cruel? You turned me into Xiao Zhao, someone without precedent or successor, so pitiful that nobody loves me, and who in the end has to wipe away tears and wave goodbye to the one I love most." Then I'll pull out a comb, comb the air, and add: "Honestly, if I'd known I'd become Xiao Zhao, I would have made friends with Uncle Jin ages ago."