I'm a Professional Scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

My next stories: The Love You Don’t Give Your Wife Will Be Punished and The Mad Villain I Saved Has Fallen to Darkness Again. Please add them to your favorites! Le Yi received a mission from the Quick Transmigration Administration. It was simple: play the scumbag lover. She was to dote on the protagonist at first, even act like a lovesick puppy, then reveal her true nature at a set time and drive the protagonist to despair and darkness. The rest wasn’t her problem. Le Yi thought the job sounded easy, so she happily headed for the small worlds. World One: I Only Love Your Money Le Yi found Chu Qiao, who’d been abandoned by a wealthy family, in the slums. She helped her transform from a dirt-covered weed into the head of one of the world’s ten great families. Thinking she’d done her job and could bow out, Le Yi told a woman who was fawning over her, right in front of Chu Qiao, “Her? She’s just a stepping-stone on my way into high society. Who’d ever like a pathetic little thing like her? I’m only after her money.” A chill gleamed in Chu Qiao’s eyes, but she still smiled. “Oh? You think I’m pathetic, Sis?” Seeing the intense obsession in her eyes, Le Yi got scared. World Two: Nothing Going for Her but Her Beauty Le Yi got close to the proud and beautiful heiress Lin Qi, catering to her every preference and slowly breaking through her defenses, until Lin Qi couldn’t live without her. Lin Qi clung to her arm and cooed, “Baby, when are we going abroad to get married?” Le Yi knew it was time. She pushed Lin Qi’s arm away, lips curling into a mocking smile. “No way, no way. You don’t really think I like you, do you? You’re an empty-headed pretty face, a vase with nothing going for you but your looks. I was just playing around with you. Who’d want to marry you?” Lin Qi gritted her teeth. “We don’t have to get married, but you have to stay by my side.” As she spoke, she tugged at the tie in her hand. Le Yi: I want to run, but I can’t get away. World Three: I Got Close to You for Your Best Friend The premise needs a little work. I’ll post it once I’ve fixed it. Next story: The Bunnies Are So Cute [Quick Transmigration] Synopsis: What should you do if you unexpectedly become a rabbit and find yourself facing fierce beasts at the top of the food chain in various worlds? Tu Tu’s answer: Obviously, cling to the big shots and live it up! World One: The Lion of the Grasslands Tu Tu somehow wound up on a grassland. When she opened her eyes, there was a fluffy creature in front of her. A closer look revealed it was a lion cub. She’d meant to leave the cub behind and run, but the little thing could barely open its eyes and still wouldn’t let go of her hand. It snuggled into her arms affectionately. Tu Tu’s maternal instincts kicked in. Who could resist something so fluffy? After raising it for three months, she looked at the cub, now much bigger than her, and tearfully said goodbye. She hadn’t even taken a few steps when a paw pinned her down. “Does Bunny not want me anymore?” Tu Tu looked back. The cub’s eyes brimmed with tears, making it look small, pitiful, and helpless. Tu Tu: You’re the king of the forest, for goodness’ sake! World Two: The Giant Python of the Rainforest Don’t panic if you end up in a rainforest. First, find someone powerful to rely on, like the black-scaled python right in front of you. Tu Tu bravely reached out to touch the sleeping giant python’s scales, only for its thick tail to coil around her and drag her underwater. The adult python took without restraint, and Tu Tu spent seven or eight days in a daze. When she came to, she gave up on the idea of clinging to the python and tried to escape while it was out hunting. Its thick tail caught her again. The black scales were cold and hard, reflecting the light from the water’s surface. The python’s golden, slit-pupil eyes stared at her belly. “Where are you taking my egg?” Tu Tu was shocked. Could a rabbit really hatch a python’s egg?! World Three: The Wolf King of the Forest Tu Tu had been as careful as she could, but she still couldn’t avoid disaster. She fell from the sky and landed on a white wolf that was lying in wait for its prey. The prey fled, and she became the new target. The white wolf’s green eyes were vicious and menacing as it bared its sharp teeth. Tu Tu steeled herself, threw her arms around it, and kissed it on the lips. “Don’t eat me. I can keep your bed warm.” The lonely Wolf King was utterly stunned. Its first kiss had been stolen by its food. This was a terrible humiliation! Tu Tu was tossed to the ground. Seeing the white wolf’s dark, violent expression, she resigned herself and closed her eyes. The pain she expected never came. Instead, a cold, gloomy voice sounded by her ear. “Keep my bed warm? Let’s see what you can do!” Or: I Really Only Want to Get Myself Killed [Quick Transmigration] Yun Yun was kicked out of the main world by the Supreme God for slacking off at work and bound to a villainess suicide mission System. World One: The Real and Fake Heiresses Upon entering the mission world, Yun Yun became the fake heiress who’d been switched at birth. She laughed wildly. This identity was practically made for getting herself killed. All she had to do was act jealous of the real heiress, constantly target and frame her, and someone would naturally come along to punish her. System: Current world mission: get into Qingjiang University. Though she couldn’t see what the mission had to do with getting herself killed, Yun Yun did as instructed. She threw herself into her studies, always either studying or on her way to study, and finally left Yun Mu far behind. On the day her acceptance letter arrived, Yun Yun was gloating over completing the mission when Yun Mu suddenly grabbed her hand. “The Yun family has raised you all these years, so we can’t let that be for nothing. Get your household registration booklet and come to the civil affairs bureau with me.” “What?! Say that again?!” World Two: The Genius World and the Useless Junior Sister After being duped by the stupid System once, Yun Yun learned her lesson and decided to get herself killed on her own. As the junior sister who’d made no progress in her cultivation despite years of training, she was the perfect foil to the supremely talented, powerful, and admired head sister. Obviously, she had to make things difficult for her at every turn and obstruct her cultivation every day. So she caused trouble by day and trained hard by night. A year later, she finally took first place at the Immortal Sect Tournament. The head sister lost to her by a single move, disappointing everyone’s expectations. After the match, Yun Yun was about to run when the head sister pulled her into her room. “Since you beat me, I’m going to claim a little something in return.” “I won on my own merits! Wait…where are your hands going?!” World Three: The Bird in the Cage This time, Yun Yun lay flat and let the story unfold however it would. She’d step in when the plot called for it. All that mattered was successfully getting herself killed in the end. When she woke up from a nap, she was in a cage. Yun Yun: …What’s going on? Someone approached, stepping through the clouds. Their skirt blended into the clouds, a beautiful sight. “What’s so bad about marrying me? Why did you run away from the wedding?” Yun Yun couldn’t answer, because she had no idea what she’d done in the first place. Someone nearby suggested, “Your Majesty, how about making it a done deal?” “That’s a good idea. Everyone, leave.” “?!” Theme: Know yourself