After Dropping into a Detective-Themed Set, the Test Subject Let Loose

Before he transmigrated, Watanabe Jun, Subject No. 0, was always surrounded by labels like “devious and cunning,” “murderous maniac,” and “a liar who could deceive the dead.” Then one careless moment sent him tumbling into the unconventional world of Detective Conan

What, did you think he was going to say that this world was full of talented people who could pass off black as white and evil as good?

No, no, no. He's an actor whose every move is “calculated to perfection.” Saying that would be an insult to his abilities! Did he earn those titles for nothing? He can't play favorites!

As for whether he's on the side of black or white...

Can't a kid have it all? He's rebelling! This shark swimming in the gray zone is yours truly!

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Another year, and another year after that. How many years are there still to come? Watanabe “Wave-Riding Whitefish” Jun tossed and turned in the sea until, one day, he lamented that his heart was willing but his body wasn't, and decided that with his “old bones,” he should start thinking about retirement.

So first, he took a look at the organizations

Organization I: Little cabbages, yellow in the field, two or three years old, gone... (silenced)

The Black Organization: Fake liquor, fake liquor, but hearts of gold! Fake liquor, fake liquor, so adorable. Undercover agents everywhere, new excitement every day~

“The higher-ups”: You hurt me, then just laughed it off~

...What is this, a karaoke room? Watanabe Jun slapped the door and turned around, deciding to take a look at his relationships instead

Hagiwara Kenji: (fists clenched) Where's that little brat? Where's that damn little brat? What kind of trouble has he gotten into this time?!

Matsuda Jinpei: (silently takes out a hammer) A child should pay for his father's debts. That's fair, right? I've practically been traveling the world with you people!

Morofushi Hiromitsu: (holds up a sniper rifle) Do you like the view? If you do, then those are good cat eyes. I'll teach you to stop spreading rumors and acting like a delinquent every day...

Furuya Rei: (takes a fighting stance) Let's settle this! You thief who stole my best friend! (Not really.)

... (slams the door) Still shaken, Watanabe “Beloved by Everyone” Jun: What is going on? I only acted a little, so why are they like this? Can't they take a joke?

Wait, did he forget someone

Akai Shuichi: That's right. You forgot me. (A benevolent smile)

...Goodbye, world. There's no point planning for retirement. I won't live that long anyway :)

Warnings: 1. The writing is amateurish, the pacing is painfully slow, and the details often contain all sorts of messy settings.

2. There are many cases in the early part, and they can feel disconnected. You can read them as standalone little stories; they'll gradually come together later.

3. It's very chuuni, especially at the beginning! Even the author, wearing the rose-colored glasses of a doting parent, cringes when rereading it. The tone is way too intense and over-the-top. The author doesn't have time to revise it for now, so dear readers, please proceed with caution.

Theme: No matter how hard life gets, there will always be light.