The Days I Spent Posing as a Cold and Aloof Sword Cultivator

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Synopsis:

After transmigrating, Song Yizhang gets bound to a "Cold and Aloof Sword Cultivator" System.

She looks over the three rules the System has laid down for her and gets a headache.

"You speak no more than three times a day on average and smile no more than twice. You are absolutely a promising candidate for the cold, expressionless type!"

Song Yizhang asks back with a blank face, "Have you ever considered that I might not be cold and aloof, but socially anxious?"

"Well... that's beyond this System's detection range."

Fine, cold and aloof it is. That just means saying a couple fewer words.

Song Yizhang is eager to give it a try, then suddenly discovers the trap the System has set for her...

System, get out here! I promise I won't hit you!

Where's my one-and-only life-bound sword?

The System stammers, "I-it broke."

Huh???

Starting out with half a life, she has to act her way through the whole persona.

To play the role of a cold and aloof sword cultivator,

she remains expressionless while coughing up three mouthfuls of blood,

and keeps her composure while rebuilding her spiritual sea and reforging her life-bound sword, enduring agony that eats into her bones.

The male cultivators admire her, while the female cultivators adore her.

At the martial arts tournament, Song Yizhang stands coolly on the stage and glances over the crowd below.

The female cultivators: Fellow Daoist Song looked at me today. She has me in her heart!

1. A cold-hearted, supposedly icy female lead who's really a sarcastic chatterbox x a truly icy male lead who's aloof on the outside, warm within, and easily embarrassed

2. A plot-focused leveling story: get stronger first, then fall in love.

3. Cultivation stages: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Body Integration, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence

Coming soon: [Saving the World in Outlandish Outfits]

Coming-soon synopsis: Chen Fei loves drawing. Over time, she's filled an entire sketchbook with the characters she imagines: a little maid in stockings and cat ears; a mermaid with long, seaweed-like hair and a fantastical, gorgeous tail; a city professional in a blazer and an A-line skirt, carrying a laptop...

One day, she is rolling around on her bed with her sketchbook as usual, wearing a strange smile as she rubs her face against the cover and murmurs, "Hehe, all these pretty ladies were drawn by me. Let me cuddle you."

Without noticing, a drop of drool falls onto the cover. The sketchbook bursts into dazzling light, and Chen Fei vanishes from her room.

Later, she gets bound to a System and begins playing the characters she drew in each new world:

In a modern city where humans can keep vampires as pets, she's a tiny, weak girl in a maid outfit, waiting for someone to buy her.

In the interstellar future, where mechs streak through the skies, she's a little mermaid trembling in fear.

When the apocalypse arrives and zombies are everywhere, she's a city professional in high heels with a laptop in hand.

System: Please maintain your character persona, Host, and save the world while you're at it.

Chen Fei: Don't make it sound so easy!

Theme: Become stronger so you can protect the people you love