Synopsis:
Q: What happens if you transmigrate and don't become a person?
A: Thanks for asking. I'm in the cultivation world, transmigrated into a sword, five feet tall, and sentenced to three years behind bars.
First of all, not becoming a person isn't the problem. I didn't even become an animal, so I've really drawn the short straw.
My former colleague, whose brain clearly hadn't developed properly, stabbed me several times. I bled out and died on the spot, then transmigrated. Too bad I didn't get anyone to smash the computer at home for me.
I thought a friendly truck driver would give me a ride, but no such luck.
I opened my eyes and found I wasn't human, but a sword. At first, I wasn't too panicked, but the moment I heard I had to stay there for three years, I put on my suffering face.
This is the worst. If I had to spend three years in some deserted place, I'd probably go crazy by the time I got out.
Luckily, as a spirit sword, I had company to pass the time. I managed to endure three years in the Sword Tomb, shedding tears like I was behind bars.
Naturally, as a sword, I should have a partner to wield me. I was already imagining my future master helping me look cool.
But all those dreams shattered when it came time to choose a master.
Why does my blade feel familiar with this nine-year-old brat?
I've drawn the short straw. The cool, white-robed sword god of my dreams, sweeping in like the wind, is gone just like that. Sob, sob.
Enough talk. I've got a kid to look after.
I'll update again later.
After a colleague went berserk, Shi Sansheng lost consciousness from blood loss. When she woke, she discovered she had transmigrated to another world and become a spirit sword.
The good news: the Sword Tomb, which opens once every ten years, will open in just three years.
The bad news: she transmigrated to the cultivation world's age of decline.
Content warnings (spoilers):
Slightly angsty, with a happy ending.
The protagonist is caught in a time loop, repeatedly experiencing the same events.
The protagonist will accompany three people:
The human, Mu Yanglan of the Mu clan
The half-demon orphan, Qiu Qianshu
The fox demon traveler, Zhi Huo
Ongoing novel: Streaming to Godhood in a World of Strange Tales
Theme: Emotional self-improvement.
Hey~ Hello, babies, I am the weird author who put your final remarks in the comment area because you didn't want to spoil the entire 600,000 words (with a rose in my mouth, dancing towards you in a spiral way). Shi Sansheng: You are so oily. Inaccuracy: ... Oooooooo I just miss the whole job. Inaccuracy: In short, I just want to tell everyone that it is finished and can be slaughtered. If there are typos, I will not edit the article (lazy dog). Inaccurate: Then the next novel is in the column. If there are no surprises, it will be released in early October. It is the same world as Shi Sansheng Modern~ Shi Sansheng: So do I also have a role? Inaccuracy: ... Probably? Shi Sansheng: What does it probably mean? Hey! Inaccuracy: Oops, the next version should be based on the protagonist of the next version. You will only appear once in the later stage. Shi Sansheng: Oh, what did you say? Inaccuracy: Woohoo, I wasted six months pregnant with you! Shi Sansheng: Haha. Mistaken: The first full-length novel in my life! Very meaningful! The longest book I have ever written was only 30,000 words, and the rest of them have not written more than three chapters. Shi Sansheng: It turns out to be an old pigeon. Inaccuracy: If you don't publish, you don't count as a pigeon~ Shi Sansheng: So why do I still have to take care of children in modern times? Misaccuracy (running wildly!!) Shi Sansheng (Gold Rope, go! See if I don't catch you monster!)
I finished reading it in one day and felt very comfortable as an ultimate knife-eater! The author's big knife is one of the few lifespan theories that I have ever experienced. Well, there is a long life, whether it is due to racial factors or encountering changes. The helplessness of watching your former family, friends, and lovers leave one by one. Inadvertently, they are no longer as young and energetic as they used to be. As you age, you still look the same as before. When riding horses together, you watched them leave, or wanted to reminisce with them about the past, but found that they had left quietly, and you were once a young man with a sword. After seeing all the prosperity in the world, making friends, and talking loudly, only one person was left. The past is like a smoke. You are sitting in the teahouse by the window, sipping a pot of tea, with a faint smile on your lips in the misty rain. Do you think of a little joke that your old friend played on you again? As soon as the theory of life span came out, I could imagine the ending that the joyful process will always lead to, the knife with long flowing water, and the sadness that flowed out inadvertently... The theory of life span is very high! Ps: Hahahaha, I wrote a bunch of messy stuff, so please give it a try! I recommend a comic called Fulian of Burial, Lifespan Theory, Lifespan Theory.
How can I get tired of aesthetics? I wish they were all girls.
?? Are you okay? I was really speechless and frustrated that I was still being feared after saving the human race. How many times has the protagonist died? How should I put it? It gives me the impression that all humans are white-eyed wolves.
No update, I don't know how many days it will be updated. I encountered something in real life two days ago. I thought I could survive it, but yesterday my mentality exploded. I stayed up all night since last night and haven't slept at all. After thinking about this state, my mind goes blank and I can't write anymore. Writing messy stuff is even more irresponsible than not writing at all. Take it as you like, I'm tired. Feel sorry.
Wow, the writing is so good, why are there so few collections? Hateful!
Something happened, I'm not feeling well, I haven't saved the manuscript and won't update it tomorrow (I'm really sorry)
It's really not worth it for the protagonist. It would be better for the human race to be wiped out. He is a white-eyed wolf with no sense of gratitude. The protagonist is like a tool man from the beginning to the end. After using the tool, he still curses that the tool is too lethal.
I really can't stand it anymore, so I'm leaving.
So pretty!!! This setting is really good, I like it so much (??ω??)??