Recommended for readers aged 22 and up. If you need a warning, the author is me.
Simultaneously serialized on Longma. The English version, 12nn_nenko, is available on overseas sites, hopefully within my lifetime.
[This story was written in 2022 while I was slacking off from my graduation thesis.]
[This story was written in 2022 while I was slacking off from my graduation thesis.]
[This story was written in 2022 while I was slacking off from my graduation thesis.]
Written on a whim, with a focus on romance.
Romance only, no moralizing, and no study of writing techniques or story structure. This isn't serious literature, so please don't offer critiques or guidance.
If you don't like it, please quietly block it.
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--Blurb--
A gender-swapped Aunt Petunia: Uncle Petunia!
Petunia Evans, the Evans family's eldest son. Influenced from a young age by the old Wang next door, he explored the mysteries of the eighteen traditional Chinese martial arts. He can host guests in the living room and cook in the kitchen, is an extreme neat freak, and is every woman's friend. He can easily fit into the social circles of girls and ladies, where he feels completely at home.
Lily Evans lived happily under the loving care of her parents, her older brother, and her childhood sweetheart, until she married Potter. Then she gained one more person to protect her.
Harry Potter, The Chosen One, firmly believed that his uncle was his aunt until he started school. Then, while they were taking Padfoot to Hawaii to swim, he realized he couldn't find the breasts his aunt was supposed to have.
Harry: But I remember being breastfed in my aunt--uncle's arms when I was little!
Petunia: ...Because damn it, I was feeding you with a bottle, not a bowl and spoon!
Padfoot buried his head in his paws and let out a muffled, snorting bark, then got stepped on by his beloved Penny.
--TIPS--
1. The protagonist is the ONLY main character: Petunia. The English version on overseas sites, Uncle Petunia Evans, makes this even clearer.
2. Pairing: Sirius x Petunia
Pairing names: Eagle and Hound/Sirinia/Penstar/SBPE
Eagle and Hound is an unconventional BL romance about down-to-earth adults. Readers with all kinds of pet peeves, take note!
3. Side pairings: HPDM, ADGG. They can be separated, but not reversed! There is a brief, unrequited, platonic Sirius and Lily crush, but it ends in tragedy, followed by James and Lily's unwavering romance.
4. At times, this reads like an ensemble story. The protagonist is Petunia; everyone else is supporting cast. Protagonist fans and top fans, take note. Sorry, Chosen One, you don't get that much screen time, even though your name is in the title.
--About the Protagonist's Very Long Name--
Since "Petunia" is such a long name, even the nickname Penny is too long and inconvenient to type. You can call him "A Pei," "Ivan," "Little Pei/Pei-chan," "Nia," or "Pei Bao."
The Evanses calling him "Penny" is a small plot hint.
--WARNING--
Repeating this three times:
[This story was written in 2022 while I was slacking off from my graduation thesis. It's written on a whim and focuses on romance. Romance only, no moralizing, and no study of writing techniques or story structure. This isn't serious literature, so please don't offer critiques or guidance.]
[This story was written in 2022 while I was slacking off from my graduation thesis. It's written on a whim and focuses on romance. Romance only, no moralizing, and no study of writing techniques or story structure. This isn't serious literature, so please don't offer critiques or guidance.]
[This story was written in 2022 while I was slacking off from my graduation thesis. It's written on a whim and focuses on romance. Romance only, no moralizing, and no study of writing techniques or story structure. This isn't serious literature, so please don't offer critiques or guidance.]
[Advance notice: Please don't rate this story before it is complete!]
[Advance notice: Please don't rate this story before it is complete!]
[Advance notice: Please don't rate this story before it is complete!]
Added June 21, 2023.
Premise: Brothers can be sisters, too. Give me a male mom!
I don't know why, but when I saw Penny in my wife's painting, a sentence suddenly popped into my mind, "What rises is not desire, but the desire for roses." Bohemian and noble, contradictory but harmonious, lust and conservatism are mixed in one individual, intertwining an image of beauty that combines the bold passion of the West with the subtlety and restraint of China. It is the delicate flowers in spring that flatter you, and the cold plums in the cold winter that repel people thousands of miles away. Everyone in Madam's article has gathered all the beauty that I can imagine with my limited knowledge. There is a beast in your article, unscrupulously expressing beauty with its wildness. Whether it's Penny, Rintaro, Lao Wang or others, you have given them souls. They come alive before my eyes, as if they really exist in a certain world. Thank you, wife, for generating electricity with love. You are a lucky gift from God to my colleagues in HP. I wish you all the best.
It's unsustainable. It's unsustainable.
I don't know how to put it, but I wrote this article from the time I was a senior in college to my graduation. Comparing the progress of the draft, it seems that it was retained as it was when I was studying.
The change of identity between student and social animal has a great impact on people's mental habits and thinking, as well as illness. Face-saving engineering internship → crappy engineering thesis → squatting at home → working → COVID-19 positive → COVID-19 positive → Resignation + various qualification exams that I have been taking, step by step to correct my mentality. After resigning, I found that my mentality is as stable as an old dog, because I can see the end of my life at a glance. When I was in my senior year of high school, I still thought about myself, but now I just think about being in my forties or fifties naturally. To talk about what I have learned since graduation, money is the origin of all things. The low point problems I face are not enough money, neither poor nor rich, squeezed in the middle, mediocre and boring.
This year's HP series of articles is unsustainable. Just like "Pick up a round fan and hit HE", my words are what my heart desires, and I want to warn myself and other girls. But my life goes against it, making it impossible for me to continue writing. The main thing is to break the defense.
I'm just dawdling now, dawdling at work and taking exams, and in two years I'll be urged to get married and have children (laughs). I don't know if I will compromise and get married and have children in the future. My current mentality is to leave a dead dog to rot, live a life waiting for death, sign a body donation before death, and don't even try to earn my IQ tax from the urn.
Looking at the end of my life, I seemed to have no other choice but to willfully give up on progress, give up on hard work, and choose to just lie down and live my life. Mediocre and boring, the mentality is like a popped balloon, which has been blown away. In the final analysis, he didn't have enough money, and he didn't have anyone to live with, otherwise he would have run away long ago.
I don't know when I can continue writing. As the notice said, I may just have no inspiration or motivation. I will not abandon this pit full of dreams. I am just tired and want to take a rest for a year and a half. When I picked up the broken glass heart piece by piece, glued them piece by piece, and wrapped the glass heart, I jumped to life again.
In the final analysis, my spiritual comfort is Japanese comics and mythology and folklore. My passion is in other fields, and my yearning for magic is not deep enough (haha, after all, I only entered the trap in February 2022). I am trying to rekindle my love in other areas. The more happiness I burn, the higher it will burn. Maybe it will also burn up in other areas. Maybe real life can also burn and flourish. I don't understand so much. I hope you and I can have a good life and maintain and improve the quality of life. This is the yearning for a better life, with lots of material and lots of money!
Petunia's scrapped if line
①"Psychiatric Desensitization Method"
There is no childhood apprenticeship setting.
Before becoming a Veela, Paternia, like the original Petunia, was inferior to his sister in appearance and talent. His parents relatively ignored him and treated him differently, resulting in a normal relationship between the brother and sister.
His parents died when he was 15 years old. At the age of 17, he became a Veela and was "hunted". He met a similar race from Italy. After being rescued, he became a rare older student who only learned magic as an adult. After Lily Evans got married, she went to Italy to live with her peers. After Lily died, she dropped out of school and returned to England to raise Harry. Harry only met Sirius when he was in his third year, and his love interest is yet to be determined.
The themes are probably "reconciliation", "learning to be honest" and "learning how to give sincerity and love".
Hug the author, I have also been troubled by the bad relationship with my friends before. Because of the conflict between me and a friend, she led the entire small group to isolate me. If the members of that small group talked or chatted with me, she would glare at them and not play with them. Anyway, I didn't say a word to them for three years in high school. Now I'm going to college. I hope I can find like-minded friends in college. I also hope the author can spend every day happily!
Although it is not pure love, but! Yes! Penny is so beautiful and handsome! I'm already in love with him! I can't live without my little beauty! ! ! (Rolling)
Cherish every wife who is passionate about love. The elves in your works have extraordinary looks and natural personalities. Some people love them for being romantic, while others hate them for being unrestrained. These characteristics constitute the substantial characters in your writing. This is the charm of words. Madam, you are great at HP
This is gone... How could QAQ be like this!
But after reading the introduction, it was very sad... I finally broke free from the control of the plot, and then I found out that my teacher disappeared, my sister passed away, the ambiguous partner was imprisoned, and I had no friends... If it were me, I wouldn't be able to live anymore, Zisha immediately
So Apei is so awesome, how could he go through all this QAQ
Dear friends, there is a new cover. What do you think? The plain plain one feels very neat and cheap. I might as well order plain ones from now on. It's good quality and low price. ^O^
Although it would be the cheapest to not do a cover for an unsigned person, but it feels different if you have an appointment to do the cover. It looks much more pleasing to the eye (makes a cute sound)
⑥The ultimate easter egg: Deputy CP, Riddle x Uchiha.
"Uchiha Riddle", also called "We Sliced"
Tom Riddell
It is a branch line of the branch line of Uchiha Tobi (Uchiha Obito) who appears in the extra chapter. The setting comes from "[Naruto+HP]Choice" in my column "Write a Hundred Books for Uchiha Obito" series, painted by Red and White Net. This column is temporarily unavailable because I am too lazy to unblock it and haven't updated it yet.
Tom: I'm greedy for his body (referring to eternal life)
Toby: I'm hungry for his body (referring to magic)
Use magic to defeat magic, Naruto HP + Ring King, a cross-border match.
Multiple-choice questions about Tobi's character: male Uchiha/female Uchiha, ninja Uchiha/wizard Uchiha/elf Uchiha. Match as you like.
To vote ⑥, you need to mark the choice of the multiple-choice question (I predict that not many people will want to see it, so I won't post the options in detail)
③"The Mystery of Dumbledore and Grindelwald"
Fantastic Beasts 1-3 modified in this article.
In the Middle-earth worldview, elves can be reborn.
Magic can create things (meaning giving birth to children)
The main text is blurred, and I use the linkage between the works and the linkage column "Miss Garrett, the Liar of Love". ADGG has a huge blank space in the text and is highly adaptable.
To vote for ③, you also need to vote for abc. Interested readers need to vote once more.
Collection "Can't Eat Lotus Root Cake"
Love Liar Miss Garrett [HP ADGG]
[Hui ] Indebted to You for Your Kindness
Diamond Girl Mimito [Fire Curse Fumino]
[Jay Belt]tangerine
The Gu King Who Killed His Relatives for the Sake of Justice Will Be Collected by the Beautiful Snake.
[HP] We Sliced
[Ming Belt] I Inherited the Inheritance from My Friend's Ancestors
[Naruto Rindai] a Good DS Relationship Starts with Flower Viewing
[Naruto] If You Really Have Amnesia, You Can't Even Eat.
[Naruto Feiquan] Plum Meets the Seven Girls
[Naruto Hp]choice
I don't know why, but when I saw Penny in my wife's painting, a sentence suddenly popped into my mind, "What rises is not desire, but the desire for roses." Bohemian and noble, contradictory but harmonious, lust and conservatism are mixed in one individual, intertwining an image of beauty that combines the bold passion of the West with the subtlety and restraint of China. It is the delicate flowers in spring that flatter you, and the cold plums in the cold winter that repel people thousands of miles away. Everyone in Madam's article has gathered all the beauty that I can imagine with my limited knowledge. There is a beast in your article, unscrupulously expressing beauty with its wildness. Whether it's Penny, Rintaro, Lao Wang or others, you have given them souls. They come alive before my eyes, as if they really exist in a certain world. Thank you, wife, for generating electricity with love. You are a lucky gift from God to my colleagues in HP. I wish you all the best.
It's unsustainable. It's unsustainable. I don't know how to put it, but I wrote this article from the time I was a senior in college to my graduation. Comparing the progress of the draft, it seems that it was retained as it was when I was studying. The change of identity between student and social animal has a great impact on people's mental habits and thinking, as well as illness. Face-saving engineering internship → crappy engineering thesis → squatting at home → working → COVID-19 positive → COVID-19 positive → Resignation + various qualification exams that I have been taking, step by step to correct my mentality. After resigning, I found that my mentality is as stable as an old dog, because I can see the end of my life at a glance. When I was in my senior year of high school, I still thought about myself, but now I just think about being in my forties or fifties naturally. To talk about what I have learned since graduation, money is the origin of all things. The low point problems I face are not enough money, neither poor nor rich, squeezed in the middle, mediocre and boring. This year's HP series of articles is unsustainable. Just like "Pick up a round fan and hit HE", my words are what my heart desires, and I want to warn myself and other girls. But my life goes against it, making it impossible for me to continue writing. The main thing is to break the defense. I'm just dawdling now, dawdling at work and taking exams, and in two years I'll be urged to get married and have children (laughs). I don't know if I will compromise and get married and have children in the future. My current mentality is to leave a dead dog to rot, live a life waiting for death, sign a body donation before death, and don't even try to earn my IQ tax from the urn. Looking at the end of my life, I seemed to have no other choice but to willfully give up on progress, give up on hard work, and choose to just lie down and live my life. Mediocre and boring, the mentality is like a popped balloon, which has been blown away. In the final analysis, he didn't have enough money, and he didn't have anyone to live with, otherwise he would have run away long ago. I don't know when I can continue writing. As the notice said, I may just have no inspiration or motivation. I will not abandon this pit full of dreams. I am just tired and want to take a rest for a year and a half. When I picked up the broken glass heart piece by piece, glued them piece by piece, and wrapped the glass heart, I jumped to life again. In the final analysis, my spiritual comfort is Japanese comics and mythology and folklore. My passion is in other fields, and my yearning for magic is not deep enough (haha, after all, I only entered the trap in February 2022). I am trying to rekindle my love in other areas. The more happiness I burn, the higher it will burn. Maybe it will also burn up in other areas. Maybe real life can also burn and flourish. I don't understand so much. I hope you and I can have a good life and maintain and improve the quality of life. This is the yearning for a better life, with lots of material and lots of money!
Petunia's scrapped if line ①"Psychiatric Desensitization Method" There is no childhood apprenticeship setting. Before becoming a Veela, Paternia, like the original Petunia, was inferior to his sister in appearance and talent. His parents relatively ignored him and treated him differently, resulting in a normal relationship between the brother and sister. His parents died when he was 15 years old. At the age of 17, he became a Veela and was "hunted". He met a similar race from Italy. After being rescued, he became a rare older student who only learned magic as an adult. After Lily Evans got married, she went to Italy to live with her peers. After Lily died, she dropped out of school and returned to England to raise Harry. Harry only met Sirius when he was in his third year, and his love interest is yet to be determined. The themes are probably "reconciliation", "learning to be honest" and "learning how to give sincerity and love".
Hug the author, I have also been troubled by the bad relationship with my friends before. Because of the conflict between me and a friend, she led the entire small group to isolate me. If the members of that small group talked or chatted with me, she would glare at them and not play with them. Anyway, I didn't say a word to them for three years in high school. Now I'm going to college. I hope I can find like-minded friends in college. I also hope the author can spend every day happily!
Although it is not pure love, but! Yes! Penny is so beautiful and handsome! I'm already in love with him! I can't live without my little beauty! ! ! (Rolling)
Cherish every wife who is passionate about love. The elves in your works have extraordinary looks and natural personalities. Some people love them for being romantic, while others hate them for being unrestrained. These characteristics constitute the substantial characters in your writing. This is the charm of words. Madam, you are great at HP
This is gone... How could QAQ be like this! But after reading the introduction, it was very sad... I finally broke free from the control of the plot, and then I found out that my teacher disappeared, my sister passed away, the ambiguous partner was imprisoned, and I had no friends... If it were me, I wouldn't be able to live anymore, Zisha immediately So Apei is so awesome, how could he go through all this QAQ
Dear friends, there is a new cover. What do you think? The plain plain one feels very neat and cheap. I might as well order plain ones from now on. It's good quality and low price. ^O^ Although it would be the cheapest to not do a cover for an unsigned person, but it feels different if you have an appointment to do the cover. It looks much more pleasing to the eye (makes a cute sound)
⑥The ultimate easter egg: Deputy CP, Riddle x Uchiha. "Uchiha Riddle", also called "We Sliced" Tom Riddell It is a branch line of the branch line of Uchiha Tobi (Uchiha Obito) who appears in the extra chapter. The setting comes from "[Naruto+HP]Choice" in my column "Write a Hundred Books for Uchiha Obito" series, painted by Red and White Net. This column is temporarily unavailable because I am too lazy to unblock it and haven't updated it yet. Tom: I'm greedy for his body (referring to eternal life) Toby: I'm hungry for his body (referring to magic) Use magic to defeat magic, Naruto HP + Ring King, a cross-border match. Multiple-choice questions about Tobi's character: male Uchiha/female Uchiha, ninja Uchiha/wizard Uchiha/elf Uchiha. Match as you like. To vote ⑥, you need to mark the choice of the multiple-choice question (I predict that not many people will want to see it, so I won't post the options in detail)
③"The Mystery of Dumbledore and Grindelwald" Fantastic Beasts 1-3 modified in this article. In the Middle-earth worldview, elves can be reborn. Magic can create things (meaning giving birth to children) The main text is blurred, and I use the linkage between the works and the linkage column "Miss Garrett, the Liar of Love". ADGG has a huge blank space in the text and is highly adaptable. To vote for ③, you also need to vote for abc. Interested readers need to vote once more.