[Showbiz] This Is Hilarious, There's No Scandal to Dig Up

[Q: Can anyone recommend an idol who won't end up disgraced?] [Maybe Muu from SW... Be her fan. There's nothing to disgrace her over.] As an idol, she's so obscure that nobody knows her name. As a gossip-column favorite, she's so famous that every entertainment outlet reports on her. Her official profile says she has a basic grasp of 80% of the world's languages, mainly two phrases: "I love you" and "Of course I do." When Muu's rumored partners could fill a basketball team, people cursed and criticized her. When they could fill a soccer team, people were left speechless with shock. When they could star in their own year-end awards ceremony, all anyone could do was marvel. Of course, once they saw that face, they could only clutch their hearts and console themselves: With a face like that, it's no wonder. It's completely understandable. Potential warning signs: 1. Almost no ambition when it comes to her career. You could say she was working behind the scenes from the very beginning. 2. Her beauty is so implausible it's pure wish fulfillment. 3. There's a lesbian couple on the team, though they're just supporting characters. 4. There may be a little bit of suggestive content. Theme: It's time to treat myself again. Give me something satisfying to read